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You know you're a dancer when....*dance is life and the rest is just spare time*you sit in a straddle when you're watching tv*your body cracks loud enough to gain some attention from people around you*people mistake you for a rubber band*full and out are the two main words in your vocabulary*you dance down the hallway instead of just walking*when you're at the mall you hear your dance song and you start dancing*you do ur toe heel while waiting in line*watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch*you do your dance routines in the parking lot and down the hallway*you are well coordinated in dance class but trip over your own feet just walking*a new dance makes your whole day*everywhere is a place to dance*you practice ur dances in your chair at school*you not only dance everyday, but also every night in your dreams*you are stretching for gym and everyone goes, "WHOAH!!"*your vocabulary includes bruises, sweat, commitment, determination, and guts*pirouette and fouette are the two main words in your vocabulary*you dont dance for a week, and you feel stiff & uneasy*all your friends are eating while you are practising*you have the ability to balance your body on five toes, yet cannot bend over to pick the clothes up off the floor of your room*your friends ask you to oversplit "just for fun!"*you have an entire drawer(s) devoted to your dance stuff*You are so used to point your toes, it comes so naturally to you*everything you do has to do with dance*you can speak more French than English: passe, pirouette, plie, releve, rond de jambe, arabesque, attitude, battement, changement, coupe, fouette, grand jete, pique*you suddenly can't count past 8*you can learn the dances to music videos*you have tons of makeup but rarely wear it 2 school*youre at dance more than you're at home*practice makes perfect isnt just a saying but a way of life*Before everything you do you say 5,6,7,8*You laugh at a non-dancer when they say their feet hurt*you use long hallways to practice grand jetes.*you have more dance shoes than street shoes*you walk turned out all the time and don't realize it*you can talk about dance all day long to people that dont care*when you refer to half time of a football game as "intermission"*you refer to all other sports' uniforms as "costumes"*Every song that come on on the radio you know a combo or warm up to*You noticed every mistake made on any dance movie or TV show*you know that the frog is not an animal, but a stretch*You have ever said "400 sit-ups no prob."*You have ever fallen asleep in a split or straddle.*Every other sentence starts with... "the other day at dance..."*When your friends ask you to go out with them they pretty much already know what the answer will be... "Oh sorry, I can't I have dance."...