I'm a wookie living in China. What more can I say?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan
Birthday: On a Sat in 74'
Birthplace: Muskegon Mi
Current Location: Dalian, China
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 205cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right (unless shoting pool, then both)
Your Heritage: American Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Redwings
Your Weakness: pretty girls and gin
Your Fears: Chinese public toilets
Your Perfect Pizza: meat, meat and more meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: figure out what to achive this year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HEHE I see
Thoughts First Waking Up: why is the sun up so early
Your Best Physical Feature: left eye-brow
Your Bedtime: when I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: playing pool with my friends til 3am
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: China doesn't believe in cold tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Stawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: no dirty water for me thanks
Do you Smoke: sometimes when I drink
Do you Swear: What the hell kind of stupid ass question is that? NO! I don't fucking swear.
Do you Sing: By order of the Genevva Convention, I'm not alowed to.
Do you Shower Daily: No I shower by myself
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: just to pick up my girlfriend
Do you want to get Married: sure. do you know someone?
Do you belive in yourself: Only when I can't believe it's not butter
Do you get Motion Sickness: no. I get still sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: like a magnet at tupper-ware party
Are you a Health Freak: health no, freak yes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I prefer Thundercats
Do you play an Instrument: My alter ego Elwood plays the harp
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I believe so
In the past month have you Smoked: once or twice
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just the crack they put on the little Chinese pizzas, man they're good
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sort of, but it was a Chinese mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: MMMmmmm...Oreos... I mean no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: every Saturday and Sunday. When I teach
In the past month have you been Dumped: not that I know of
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no. Too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I took some Chalk home from school... I'm SO SORRY!!!! :_(
Ever been Drunk: as a skunk.
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: beaten on, not up
Ever Shoplifted: Is it shopplifting if you work there?
How do you want to Die: I want to be crushed by a giant boulder in a South American ruin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Batman
What country would you most like to Visit: Any and all
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or green
Favourite Hair Color: black or red
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: over 5'
Weight: proportionate
Best Clothing Style: nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: depends how sick I am
Number of CDs I own: don't know they're back home
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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Knee Bender
People Iced: Twenty Five
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: None. Pathetic.
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Eight
Biggest Enemy: El Loco Moto
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