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tiff/pinky/heffer

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm nuckin futs; but a lot of fun...seriously, I never have a normal day. I always have a song in my head and a beat in my step-music all day/night long!! Mischief is my middle name. Sometimes, I have the attention span of a goldfish on crack. hey, wanna go ride bikes? I am vary ejacated, but I don't always show it, after all, I did go to springfield lutheran....followed by college in kentucky. I am easily lost in thought because it's unfamiliar territory. what was I saying? Apparently, I only take pictures when I have been heavily drinking, so let's go snap some pics!! I am really bad at talking on the phone...or realizing that it's ringing. I never know what day it is, what time zone I am in, or where I was yesterday. But I can tell you how to do a cat III landing in a million dollar airplane at the same time I'm giving you a weather report for ORD!! That's the long version, but send me a line if you want more bs...Or if you are also a house addicted, idiot savant with a wee bit of wit, a whole bunch of sarcasm and the ability to never be offended by blonde jokes cause we'll get along fine!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Marie Curie, Andy Warhol, Albert Einstein, Frank Lloyd Wright, Moses, Johannes Vermeer, Babe Ruth, Michaelangelo, Howard Hughes, Timothy Leary, Martin Luther, Buddha, Mary Baker, Deep Throat, Marilyn Monroe, Betty Page.... realistically, anyone that can make me laugh or think more than I would be otherwise.

My Blog

insightful...

you can't always play the best song ever....sometimes you just hear it. And it moves you more than if you composed it yourself.
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:07:00 GMT

DNC08 schedule....as it should be!!!

DNC 08 convention schedule7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning.7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.7:25 pm ~ Prayer with the blind Sheik Omar Abdel-Rahman.7:45 ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:58:00 GMT

new year new leaf...what will be accomplished this year

this year I resolve to:keep in touch better with friends, especially: kris, andy, billy, and steph.finally take up kickboxingfigure out this whole dating thing (yeah right)understand my screwed up he...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:17:00 GMT

what do I do?!!! denver or chicago?

I have an opportunity presented to me, and I need help deciding what to do. Last year I started with another airline for better perks. But the catch was that I had to move to denver, so I have been ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 21:56:00 GMT

If I had a personal ad, it would say something about the lines of this (or why BOYS ARE DUMB)

nice beer drinker seeks nice, laid back guy to watch college basketball and baseball with, who can laugh at silly stupid dirty jokes. Must love house music and/or alternative and hard rock. Only th...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:12:00 GMT

what really happens in an airplane

This is what I have learned from working in the airlines. -It is possible to accidentally carry a set of knives through security, but TSA might confiscate your cork screw at the same time. (I'm still ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:33:00 GMT

My apologies for falling off of the face of the earth

To all of my dear friends and family (but aren't they all one and the same?) I want to apologize for seriously lacking in the physical presence department. I promise I have not intentionally falle...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 23:04:00 GMT

Help hollywood. Eat a big mac!

I recently saw the mtv movie awards....I know. make all the fun you care to. I was extremely disheartened by the dwindling of many of the actresses, celebrities, and "celebratantes." Apparently the ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 20:37:00 GMT

the effects of propaganda and believing the bullsh*t you're fed

I recently recieved this e-mail and was extremely disheartened when I did. It is such a shame that the media has struck such a fear in us that we resort to hatred of others because of what we don't u...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Feb 2005 14:40:00 GMT