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About Me


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Free Image Hosting for MyspaceWell basically Im a white male who likes to generally have fun. I love roller skating down by the beach and macking on the bikini babes. Going to muscle Beach is a favourite of mine theres nothing better than pumping iron. The Sun in the sky is my ownly friend, it keeps me warm and my body in it's dark state. People often say im the best looking person they've never had the pleasure of not sleeping with, this mainly because the stair master is the only woman il ever need. I hate them scrawny little babys who dont work out, geez WHY THE HELL NOT? I have a giant pet swan called Alfalfa, who lives in a floating shed which sits happilly over at Coate Water. Speaking of coats, im never seen without my McIntosh. People say i look rather fetching whilst wearing it, that would be why I never take it off. Even when i pray. All my friends call me WACKY and LOOPY and a little bit NUTS, thats simply because I AM!? woop woop you'l never see me being serious LOL!!!!!!!!111 Im like such a class clown, back in school i never did work cos i was too busy being Mr Popular head LOL!!111 Not a day goes past where i dont pick up the dumbells and get to work on my wash board abs, those tight T-shirts just wont get tighter untill ive worked that little bit harder! I hate those people who spend all day talking about themselves, what LOSERS!!!2 any way im soooo great, like the internet SEX god.

My Interests

Working out, Sunning my self down at the local tanning shop. Bikini babes. Giant robot dinosaurs. Monster truck racing and loads more like poetry, time travel and charity work..... Ask me for more!

I'd like to meet:

Keith Chegwin

Music:

Anything i can bob my head to really, such as Charlotte church, Sade, Justin Timberlake, The kinks, The Darkness, Scissor Sisters, eiffel 65...that kind of thing

Movies:

Kindagarten cop!!! love that film. Arnie portrays a undercover cop pretending to be a teacher soo well, i dont know how he does it, you wouldnt get your fancy nance boy Brad Pitt, or David Schwimmer doing it as well as he does.

Television:

re-runs of Mr Motivator off of GMTV is all I have time to watch these days all else on tv now adays is just comercialised crap!

Books:

i dont have time for books

Heroes:

My self and my mother have had a huge influence on me. Also I keep a small picture of that bald bloke who used to present Crystal Maze and play the harmonica. I often look at his picture for inspiration when times get a little tough. Captain Jack Sparrow, he certainly puts the Rape in Grape