Looking For a Way Out... |
For the first time today I genuinely looked for a way out. If it had been as easy as telling God, "It's over! I give up! I lose! Let me out!" I wouldn't be here to type this blog tod...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:01:00 GMT |
Lament of the Whale Horse |
Not to sound too dramatic or epic, but I'm dying... emotionally. For years the flame of humanity that was conferred upon me at birth has been dwindling and shrinking, now reduced to a hard...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:03:00 GMT |
Appellation of the Tooth Walker |
Whenever I tell people for the first time that I am the Walrus Man, I am often treated to blank and confused facial expressions, as well as all manner of ridiculous interrogation. Some people th...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 15:14:00 GMT |
Anyone who would ever write a blog sucks |
First of all, I'd like you to note the irony in the subject line for this blog. I know, it's garfield quality irony, without much more dignity than a form of humor as low as a pun, but I really ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:13:00 GMT |
