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About Me

I have major origami skills....they're deadly!my mam's so coull they named her twice! haha!...i recently had a rather unfortunate encounter we a school o piranhas doon the hairy corner, lost an erm bit its arite jude fished it oot the conga corner we peedo pete's fishin rod n used a potent combination of her spit n chewin gum collected fae alow the herbour benches tae stick it back on, doc sez i shud recover nae bather what i'd do for a bosey n a smooch! heehee! kiddin! :oPI've decided that within the next 3 months i need tae go tae edinburgh zoo cuz av nivr been n that's just nae use at all! Wis supposed tae be gan on an edinburgh adventure, but my fellow adventurer let me down! jeezo!
i did have something amazingly, wonderfully, orgasmical to say...but i've forgotten what it was... ... ...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That Worldy Wise Hobo, he brightened up my day with his old drunk man banter....it would seem that i'm only capable of attracting the over 60s....i could become a pension swindler!Or if the elderly wise hobo is indisposed, i'd settle for Sean Batty from STV weather. He is fantastical!

My Blog

snow is good, not snow is bad

i hiv decided that athin is shit...except sna, which actually maks sense cuz shit is broon n snow is white! yes!Plus i hate folk that resell on ebay....they divna fa intae the snow category, definatel...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:07:00 GMT

neva surrender - tripe soup...mmmm delicious!

Aaaaagh!!! i humphed my funkin snowboard and other accoutrements all the way home at christmas, only for there to be zero snow!!! Now cairngorm have dropped their prices to a pound for the ENTIRE day,...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:11:00 GMT

general bum-headerry

Some complete poop face text me at 4 in the morning apologising for being shit or something...but i have no idea who it was - and when i asked they text back asking me who i was?! so thinking that, y...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:56:00 GMT

the dirtiest god damn ginge you’ll ever meet!!!

See how i dirtied it up we the 'god damn!' haha! i dyed my hair red a couple weeks ago bt its fadin mega fast n noo its orange, like that ane fae paramore! n ma roots are comin in...it looks funny!! l...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:13:00 GMT

love and marriage nah nah nah nah...horse and carriage

Not long back from home and my sister's wedding! It was beautiful and awesome fun, got pics to put up at some point in my life, but im technologically spazticated and haven't fully figured out the who...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:13:00 GMT

Edinburgh!!!!!!!!!!!

Edinburgh was eskillent!!! Highlights: kerrie the hen chasin a rikshaw n fallin over, haha, fake poops, kirstie and her dog teeth n valerie's bahbe kickin, n the loft that was a cell, n knoc...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:11:00 GMT

seeing my sisters...yay!

Im totally stoked, seeing my sisters tommorow, well two of them anyway! meetin kerrie n kirstie in edinburgh for the weekend for Kerrie's hen party!!! got a penthouse rented for the weekend, well la-d...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:29:00 GMT

The wonderful adventures of me!

Just had the most amazing weekend....so sit back, relax and prepare for a tale of wonderment! haha Once upon a time there were two girls who were very bored on saturday night and a little sad that the...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:20:00 GMT

mirabile dictu - apparently this means wonderful

I am awesomely chuffed in general at the minute!  got my exam results in - A, oh yeah, number one geek of falkland street!  Doing comp lit and sociology next year which should be, fun.....
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:41:00 GMT

Life is looking up!

Well, as the title suggests life is indeed looking up.... My exam results are in and i am super chuffed, Bs all round, woooo!  Also my placement is all sorted out, should be ready to begin at the...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:05:00 GMT