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Muz

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About Me

Fine, here’s the Beatles, the Stones are coming in later, there’s the Velvet Underground, Janis Joplin’s just gone to lunch…so if you want something to do in between now and then, I’d grow my hair and fornicate if I were you. If things get slow you can always paint your houses brown and orange and discover the avocado. - Dylan Moran.

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

are you high?... no its Tuesday, im wasted

I am morally opposed to parallel parking

I am the drugs, the morals and the mentality of the cartoon character

I am Legend on IMDb

I am Muz

[email protected] corny i no ..call me, we'll have lunch over it.

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My Blog

Staggered, like drunken dancers

This evening, i would like to discuss the following... "victims are contemptible, no matter how much people pretend otherwise; that it is more fun to be inside than outside, to be arrogant than to be ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:11:00 GMT

She’s got a ticket to ride, and she dont care!

lean foward slighty look straight at the speaker and listen with a sparkle in your eye as if you were thinking...'gee, this is the most wonderful thing i've heard in all of my life' FRUIT, i find myse...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:01:00 GMT

I was right in the middle of a reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these monsters!

My stomach is still ill, and I'm wondering why I got at of bed at all. The news of Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse doing a duet together rings through my mind, as I turn a little more worse for ware. I...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 21:04:00 GMT

For some reason they classify it as ’Wild and Crazy’

I did infact have the plan to write a real blog, instead of doing stupid quiz's. Unfortunately my fingers didnt want to do the talking, so once again QUIZ x)   Wild and Crazy Random SurveyTake t...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:15:00 GMT

Alphabet Quiz. Exciting..oo.

The alphabet Quiz  Current mood: A- Available: yah - Age: 16- Annoyance: Self centered whores with their trend hawk boyfriends. B- Best Friends: Cakes, and chels. - Beer: Carlton or Blond...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:45:00 GMT

Bit of light reading for the working man?

1. Where were you 3 hours ago? Lets see..havnt moved all day...soooo...if i think back to three hours ago...yep...yep...i was probably most likely sitting right here cruising round the net. . 2. Who a...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 19:28:00 GMT

Alphabet

  A - AVAILABLE?:  nopesB - BEST FRIENDS: chels, tia and cakesC - CRUSH: Josh Homme...sha'wing or Chris Cornell. D- DADS NAME: graeme E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: the mirror F- F...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:09:00 GMT

'Cos im the shit

About YouFull NameRicky...Ricky Ricardo...eh eh ehBirthdate24th of october...remember it bitchesBirth Placest johns warrnieCurrent Locationwarrnie..havnt moved farEye Color blueHair ColorredHeight167 ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:30:00 GMT

Hairy fish testicles

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,Know when to walk away and know when to run.You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.Therell be time enough for ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 02:13:00 GMT

Last straw

Alrighty then. Counting..this is the 5th day Duality has been running around my head, and altho not yet sick of it, i feel it is time to move on. Wether i do or not is another story. I even had a drea...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:51:00 GMT