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"I" HUMPTY

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hey, so it's me the guy that his hair looked like steelwool and he wore the same shirt three of the five days of a school week. i have failed at everything i've ever tried. i can't make ice! i've come to learn my parents never had money. when i was thirteen my folks gave me a party at the k-mart snackbar. i got alot of gifts but had to put them in lay-a-way, they may still be there. i once asked santa to cancel Easter, since these are the only two times i go to church. ladies i need your help. i love shoes and i really takecare of my feet. infact, they look better than my credit report. i made this years resolution; to make "personal enrichment goals" or "quiet promises to myself." i make good, strong resolutions, hard and fast, without mercy, until i am spent. ladies and gentlemen, i experience life so you don't have to, and i am resolved to let you live vicariously though me in the coming year. if there is one thing that i have learned it's that Persians press charges. but something else i've learned is that there are no guarantees in this world. actually there are, but they are mainly for exercise equipment and mattresses. please disregard. love you, isaiahxx You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !
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Joaquin Phoenix on Late Show w/ David Letterman Feb 11 2009

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i have a pair of jeans that i really like, but they are getting old and gamey. a couple days ago, i choked down my hatred of shopping and went searching for a replacement. i went to the...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:02:00 GMT