Firstly, I am not "normal."
Wow, still here? Read on:
I'm not here to say things like "I like to watch movies and go to the beach," "take trips to Carmel or Napa," and that "my friends describe me as honest, sweet, hardworking, hilarious, and fun to be around." I'd rather get to the nitty-gritty and discuss dark secrets, sordid relationships, and sex (don't flatter yourself--I don't mean sleeping with you; more like the psychology, lifestyles, and activites of sexuality).
I feel like I should have been a sex therapist, but that would involve too much academia and I'm not that patient. Instead I'm an artist and photographer. I'm a Leo and Dragon--somewhat like matches and gasoline I've heard. I am VERY spontaneous, open-minded, adventurous, and contradictory. So careful--don't give me the line that you are unless you're willing to go to country bars, watch mexican wrestling, or knock on unlabeled doors in non-descript alleys. But if you need a partner in crime, I'm always for hire.
I'm prone to wandering at night and doing things when most people are sleep. Maybe at a bar or club or being the only one driving/riding in a half-mile radius. I seeking out places to eat at 3am in the morning and might do my grocery shopping then too. If I get caught up in a project, I might not go to bed till the sun comes up. If this town was more twenty-four hours, I would be much happier.
I value honestly and am very truthful, especially if you want the blunt truth. One caveat, don't ask something that you're afraid to hear the answer to--you know, like how that dress makes you look... I'm optimistic about life and am a dreamer at heart, but can also be very practical and down-to-earth--the stuff that I sometimes have a great distain for. I love to converse about any topic from politics and economics to nonsense on Trivial Pursuit game cards and why your last relationship didn't work out. Please be accepting of sarcasm, quirky behavior, obscure references, Muppet Show-like song parodies, and Rubik's cubes.
I like games: not the type that toys with other's emotions, but the kind that make ordinary encounters extraordinary. I am an unapologetic flirt, love it immensely (who doesn't?), and can keep it up for hours. Apparently a good kisser from what I've been told, and a damned terrible tease. I'm not one to keep secrets or leave others in the dark, so if you want to know my cards, just ask and I'll lay them on the table--that is, unless we're actually playing poker.
I actually enjoy dancing, especially salsa and tango tho I'm very much out of practice. I'm pretty good at avoiding toes too. I'm far from a mindless zombie when accompanying a girl shopping and can actually pick out an outfit that will make her friends envious. I might like shoes about as much as you. I can wrap a gift better than anyone I know, bake a killer cheesecake and cobbler, and still operate with a wrench and assorted powertools. Want to tear down a wall? I promise not to drop you off the back of the bike. I can probably train your unruly dog in a week or two. I have an insatiable hunger for many darker activities (i.e. not vanilla). Curious? Please be.
I like simple things. I like complicated things. As you get to know me and figure out who I am, you will either be pleasantly surprised or end up with a pounding headache cursing your luck on Match. Please find one of the two enjoyable.
