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I was on a routine expedition when all of a sudden there was this big earthquake and I went down a waterfall and next thing I knew there were dinosaurs and sleestaks. Oh wait..no.. I'm a college student and struggling writer/cartoonist. I'm the columnist responsible for Nick Moose's View on Points In Case. Upwards of 13 people are horrified by it weekly. I have 2 cats. Jeffrey and Superman and am the lead singer/songwriter/ dancer for the power punk pop ensemble, "The Attractive Distractions" I own over 500 pez dispensers, read comic books, watch lots of monster movies, am a semi-profesional gorilla suit actor and work at Dairy Queen. Despite all that I actually have been touched by girls before, at mixers and sock hops and things. There are a couple of sleestaks around but nothing