For a good portion of my life, I will sit in the corner of the room perched upon my frisbee, and stare happily at my surroundings. I'm a two-faced, yellow-bellyed bastard, most of the time I feel bloated and my roommates beat me. Some late nights I get to spoon with house guests, but I lust for my pigskin soulmate. I have an illegitimate hacky sack son that I rarely get to see. My hobbies include listening, smiling and playing volleyball. I love to play dress-up when there's time.
