Art! Artartartartartart. Also writing. And comics. And good movies that aren't just remakes or rehashes of movies already done to death. And fantasy books that aren't just reworkings of that asshat Tolkien's works. Also animation. But not most animation. Again, its gotta be quality. gimme some good ol' traditional animation chock full of thought and effort, and characters that aren't whiny unrealistic bitches like half the anime I've seen.
I'd like to meet:
YOU! MEAT-CHILDREN! Yes! You meat children filled with meat and made of meat and made of also meat! Dance for me! Engage in your meaty jig of meat-jig-meaty-jiggy-jig-jigmeatersonsmith... jig.
NOW!
NO! Not like that! That's an abomination! I'm going to have to euthanize your jig now. Yes. Yes I can do that. Whaddaya mean its not physically possible? Your face isn't physically possible! Uh-huh! I did go there! Listen, you gonna stand there and sass-mouth me or are ya gonna get back to jigging? Jig, fucker, jig!I will feast on your meat jigs. For they are juicy and delicious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.Indeed.That... or we could just say artistic/creative people that don't mind getting to know an artist who is a little more than outspoken and willing to say things that others won't.
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Music:
Perfect Circle, Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Ultraviolet Scorpions, Tool, Soundgarden, Collective Soul, Better Than Ezra, The Disgruntled Hamsters, Eve 6, Kamelot, Live, Marilyn Manson, Flogging Molly, MeeatKil Uberfahren, Green Day, Bush, Nine Inch Nails, 8Stops7, A.F.I., Days of the New, Death Comes Not Early, Beatles, My Chemical Romance, The Melancholy Flamingos, Soul Coughing, Dropkick Murphys, The Exies, Instruction, Breaking Benjamin, Demon Christ Rollerkill, Apathetic Riot, Pearl Jam, Our Lady Peace, Matthew Good Band, The Mighty Mighty Shillelaghs, U2, Conception, Kamelot, Dream Theater, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Garbage, Panic at the Disco's second album...
The High Overlord of Musical Discord has hidden within the above list a selection of band names that exist only in the fictional world of Voodoo Walrus Productions! Find the bands! Report them to me, your friendly neighborhood Preposterous Baron, and your reward shall be great!
Movies:
Hmm.... Let's see... Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Southland Tales, the very first live action Ninja Turtles movie, the latest CGI Ninja Turtles movie...
Television:
Angel. How I met Your Mother. Venture Brothers. That's it. Though I don't actually watch TV. At all. I wait for things I want to see to either come out on DVD or for them to be streamed online. I pretty much refuse to encourage TV in its current state.
Books:
The Stand, The Dark Tower series, and It. Night Watch. The Redwall series. American Gods. Ender's Game. 1984. Hitchhikers' Guide. Illuminatus! Fight Club. Rant. And of course a massive number of comics including The Invisibles, Preacher, anything by Steve Niles, Bone, Hellboy, any of the works from Jhonen Vasquez and Roman Dirge, Sin City, and Watchmen. And for the love of Zombie Jebus, if you see anything written by Warren Ellis or Grant Morrison, do yourself a favor and give it a look.
Heroes:
Warren "Kick it til it explodes" Ellis and Jhonen "Crack babies are fun to juggle" Vasquez
