[AMBER WHITE]

I have no sense of humor whatsoever. I have the personality of a dead fish.
MIMI. I LOVE YOU, YOU DISGUSTING HALO MODDER. AHYUK.
I have come to the conclusion that I dislike feeling like a potato, so I have refrained from eating glue. The mystery of the "BUT-HER-FACES" elude me. I cannot help but scratch my head and then proceed flaying the chikun. I suppose if you are reading this, you might want to know more about me. Okay, then let us start:
+ I'll rip you to pieces if you touch my husband, Master Chief.
+ My favorite food is Chinese food, but I will not associate with the lo mein. We got into a traumatizing fight last Tuesday.
+ I despise chick flicks. They put me to sleep, kinda like how socializing puts me to sleep.
+ When I become a SUPER HERO, I'll be sure to help your grandmother across the street.
+ Patience is a virtue, except not when your head is on fire and your mother is nagging the paint off of the walls about a "spill" on her floor.
+ Eating soap is not just healthy for you, it helps with the DIGESTION PROCESS.
+ Chivalry is a very important quality for a man to possess. A little bit goes a long way, and if you don't have it while you are around a female, I'll kill your pet.
+ Nothing is sexier than a pocket protector and a lisp/stutter. Keep that up.
+ You win even MORE sexy points if you play Warhammer 40,000.
+ I would rather swallow Draino instead of dating.
+ I'm going to make a marine costume based on the soldiers in the movie DOOM. You just wait, I'll be the coolest pseudo marine ever.
+ I hate goth kids. I'll kill those bastards too.
+ One of my favorite hobbies would most definitely be placing plungers on drunk people's heads.
+ You know what is disgusting? So much exposed saggy cleavage that it looks like an ass. "Oh look, there's Suzie and the floppy ass on her chest."
+ I am a sucker for a white guy named Chris. I can't help it, his stench is irresistible. He kicks my ass in Halo all the time, but it's okay.
+ One of my closest friends is named Mimi. She eats rice all the time and then tells me that I need to stop slobbering. What a smelly little puke.
+ My close ones tell me that I have an addiction to dental hygiene. Is this true?
+ Eh, I could tolerate a dumb clingy bitch or two if I really wanted to. But most of the time I never want to.
+ I once asked Christy a very very important and serious question: "If I was your daughter and confessed to you that I was a tramp, would you spank me?"
Her wise answer was, "No, you'd like it. I'd make you watch a 7th Heaven Marathon."
I like bubble tea. I still like watching Disney movies and cartoons. I am a HUGE fan of horror films, I am still on a search to find the one movie that will frighten me. I want to be so terrified that I end up traumatized. I have yet to find that film. Wait, one film came super close, and that movie would be Child's Play. Damn that Chucky bastard.
I am a big videogame nerd. I've been addicted since the age of 3, when my brother purchased a Nintendo and a copy of Super Mario Brothers. I quickly caught on. I think videogames have more of a potential to make me mushy as compared to a movie. I own a XBOX and a ps2. I think Lara Croft will always rule supreme, even if her producers make her games serve as beverage coasters. A couple of my favorite games would include: Parasite Eve, Metal Gear Solid series, Silent Hill series, Fatal Frame 2, Halo 1 & 2 [obviously], Soul Calibur 2, Ecco The Dolphin, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, Final Fantasy X, and a couple of others. Oh yes, and I absolutely hate whores and spanish soap operas.
I adore pale skin; I must find out Michael Jackson's secret- I must do this or I will DIE. I will begin to choke on my own spit and expire as if I wrapped my body in saran wrap. I would then stink like leftovers that were pushed all the way in the back of the fridge [behind Aunt Corgy's bean casserole] that were forgotten about since last Christmas. I never saw the point in dating, in fact I think it is a waste of time. I found more entertainment in chewing glass shards than I ever did in "boyfriends". I am clueless when it comes to males. I could not be graceful or eloquent, even if my life depended on it.
P.S.- DO NOT LEAVE LARGE PHOTOS IN MY COMMENTS. THAT PISSES ME OFF. I DO NOT MIND LITTLE ONES.