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Clarissa

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About Me

I don't really like the "about me" part of a profile. I feel like I have to analyze myself, try to find the information that you actually care to read, put it all into words, hope it doesn't sound stupid then worry about what type of impression someone who reads this is going to get. I say it's much easier to forget the whole "about me" thing and leave that part of the profile blank then you're just a mystery... unless of course people think you're just being lazy and then you've just shot yourself in the foot because you can't be a lazy mystery. Or can you? Did you know that jackfruit can grow up to eighty pounds? Are you wondering where I was going with that last comment? The real question is; are you wondering why you're still reading this profile? The truth is I don't think either one of us gained anything from this little paragraph (except maybe the thing about the jackfruit) so maybe its time I wrap this up so you can go waste your time on someone else's myspace profile. However I think that some parting words of wisdom are in order: never steal from a baby platypus for when she grows she’ll move heaven, earth, wind and fire to smack back.
[Marital Status] someday
[Shoe size] 9 1/2
[Parents still together] 22 years and counting
[Siblings] 5 sisters 3 brothers
[Pets] a dog (named Kitten)
FAVORITES
[Color] can't decided
[Number] how do you pick a favorite number?
[Animal] Dog
[Drinks] Strawberry Tropicana
[Soda] tryin to stay away from the juice of death
[Book] hmm... too many to decide (i read alot)
[Flower] never really thought about it
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] once
[Twirl your hair?] yes actually... is that bad?
[Have tattoos?] ha... not so much
[Have Piercings?] not even my ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] can you really cheat on homework?
[Drink/Smoke?] no/no
[Like roller coasters?] can't
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] i'm only here temporarily
[Want more piercings?] yeah, my ears
[Like cleaning?] absolutly not
[Write in cursive or print?] i stopped writing in cursive the minute i didn't have to anymore
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] i have my license if that's what you mean
[Own a cell phone?] yeah
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yes actually... quite often
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yep
[Considered a life of crime?] seriously? no
[Considered being a hooker?] umm no
[Lied to someone?] absolutly not (that might be a lie)
[Been in love?] not "in love"
[Made out with JUST a friend?] no
[Been in lust?] not even sure what constitutes "in lust" so i'm going to have to say no
[Used someone] define "used"
[Been used?] yeah
[Been cheated on?] nah
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] have I?
[Stolen anything?] yeah a gum ball (i payed for it later cuz i felt bad though)
[Held a gun] a water gun
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] jeans & tee shirt
[Current mood] tired
[What you currently smell like] i just farted so...
[Current hair] pulled back in a ponytail
[Current thing I ought to be doing] i guess working since i'm on the clock
[Current cd in stereo] sugerland - twice the speed of life
[Last book you read] Wild Orchids - it was about the devil... kinda creepy too
[Last movie you saw] sidewalks of new york... i think
[Last thing you ate] twizzlers
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my mommy :)
[Do drugs?] what! no
[Believe there is life on other planets?] absolutly
Remember your first love?] yeah
[Still love him/her?] as a friend
[Read the newspaper?] the comics
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yep
[Believe in miracles?] sure
[Do well in school?] yep
[Wear hats] no... they don't really fit over my hair... ok my head
[Hate yourself?] why would i?
[Have an obsession?] don't think so
[Collect anything?] nah
[Have a best friend?] not one... my five sisters
[Close friends?] Lala, Ody, Nurin
[Like your handwriting?] hate it
[Care about looks] kinda but not much
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] don't remember
[First kiss] Quincy
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no
[Do you believe in "the one?"] don't know if i do
[Are you a tease?] not at all
[Too shy to make the first move?] that pretty much sums it up
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] aren't we all?
[Bitch/Asshole] now why would you think that?
[sarcastic] yep and i love it
[Angel] 100 %
[Devil] 100 %
[Shy] usually
[Talkative] once i get to know you
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wouldn't mind running into Barney after all these years wonder if the old boy last any of the fat off of his hips.

My Blog

Potter Puppet Pals in "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4 Love this! I kinda stays with you.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:10:00 GMT

I'm aready ready

Gosh, I've been back at school for less than 24 hours and I'm already ready for summer break. All it took was waking up to crummy rainy rochester, slogging to class, being told i was in the wrong room...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:05:00 GMT

College life or Crap life... Same difference

The food here is crap. Whoever said that freashmen gain twenty pounds did not go to RIT. I think I lost about ten already between not having enough time to eat and not wanting to eat the nasty. I almo...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 16:52:00 GMT