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About Me

What do you want to know, I am 25 about to finish collage. When they were going to offer me ten year I decided that I had been there long enough. I also work as a bouncer at Molly Magee’s' in Mountain View. Basically I baby-sit drunk people. It is a fun job, but trust me I have see it all. Well allot of shit any way. Anything else you want to know just ask. Life movies pretty fast and I love being behind the wheel but every once in a while you just got to stop and smell the roses.
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You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal."And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."
Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
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the number 0, and the element of fire. His sign is the eclipsed sun.As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.
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You are Captain Malcolm Reynolds, aka. Mal or Captain Tightpants. You saw most of your men die in a war you lost and now you seek solitude with a small crew that you are fiercely devoted to. You have no problems being naked.
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My Interests

My interests are something that changes quite frequently; I enjoy the beauty of the opposite sex. Women are something that I love the female body is a work of art. I am a pessimist and an optimist. I like to hope for the best yet plan for the worst. I love swing dancing and making a fool out of my self on the dance floor with my favorite girl of the night. I like to write short stories as well although I have not finished on in quite some time. I recently got into kendo stick fighting and I am having a blast with that. I am still into comic books it is a window into my past and a way to let my mind keep dreaming, one should never louse their dream no matter how unattainable they seem. Due to this I am a gym rat. I am determined to go to the gym till I look like my childhood heroes. These are just a few things that occupy my day to day... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What level of car person are you?
Rice Racer
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I'd like to meet:

After working in a bar in both LA as well as Nor Cal I have seen some of the most beautiful women in the world. Women that I would sell my soul for if they asked or kill my friend named Peter. So if you all you got going for you are a nice ass and a pretty face save it. Beauty is not only of the flesh and I want someone who can keep me on my toes. Also several historical figures I would like to meet. Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Winston Churchill, Just to name a few. And just remember in the great words of Socrates "I drank what?"

Music:

I listen to just about everything. You can find everything from Sinatra to Metallica to sex pistols in my ipod. If it has a beat and some power I like it.

Movies:

Favorite Movie of all time Gone with the Wind. Others are Face off, just about any James Bond movie. I am a fanatic I can answer any question about any of the 20 movies. Other great movies, Army of Darkness, Swingers (is my bible next to maxium), Fight club that is also up there with swingers as bible level.THis is going to kick ass

Television:

Smallville great TV show. Supernatural, How I meet your mother (although I believe it got canceled) Heroes looks like it will be a good show to early to tell.

Books:

I have red my Art of War, Razing Atlantis, The Greatest Generation, Bourn identity.

My Blog

old bar new story

So I had my first night at my new bar.  It was intresting, not better or worce.  I have a now boss that has no idea i know what i am doing.  Although between meeting an Aburn, jen, and ...
Posted by Turkish on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:53:00 PST

My Obituarys, these are funny

I asked a while ago for ideas on writing my obituary for class.  THe responces that I got were so funny and ture in a way I had to post them.  So here are what my fr...
Posted by Turkish on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

Pre booty call agreement

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.THIS AG...
Posted by Turkish on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

These are the best friends I have

Any one who has known me for five minutes know that I don't have the greatest hair line and at times I get a little palinode about it.  People say I have the Jason Statham look.  I am cool ...
Posted by Turkish on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:10:00 PST

More bar drama

             I am working a Friday night and it is a typical Friday but I have had way too many red bulls and bouncing off walls.  I mean it ...
Posted by Turkish on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:42:00 PST

Bar fight, for this time it is real

             OK so a lot of people thing bouncing is an easy job and any ex football player can do it.  Well it is not true I am proof of thi...
Posted by Turkish on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:21:00 PST

You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender.

You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because o...
Posted by Turkish on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

You have to watch this movie

Ok so I saw the greatest porno the other day I found my self skipping the fucking and watching the plot line that has never happened before.  Normally I skip the plot and watch the sex but not th...
Posted by Turkish on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:39:00 PST

funny stuff

OK so this happened a while ago and I had to post something about it.  I was down at the bar I work at having a few drinks with a regular and bro Jon.  Well as we are drinking last call come...
Posted by Turkish on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:21:00 PST

Will the monkey in my head stop banging the symbols!!!!!!!!

Ok so I got to thank everyone for last night, which was my b-day.  I was not going to do anything just work my normal 11 hour day.  Well I get into work and there were three more bouncers th...
Posted by Turkish on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:19:00 PST