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Dan

The time is now

About Me

I enjoy being around good friends and having fun. I don't like the Navy but I like my job so I guess in some ways it works out. For all those interested know that the Navy is a part of my life no matter wether I want it to be or not thats just how it works. Overall I'm just looking to have fun spend time with good people that I can trust and get ready for whatever happens to come next in my life. If that isn't enough for ya then damnit email me and I can tell you plenty more.

My Interests

Partying with the friends and forgetting that I have work the next day, fixing and rebuilding cars, comedians, and just plain having a good time.

I'd like to meet:

Good friends, good people, and some more that like to enjoy life and have some fun and make me smile-------- SEABEE's Seabees come in all races, sizes, genders, shapes, shades, weights, states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Seabee is a Seabee all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Seabees are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Seabee is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, a five dollar bill...or a woman he can count on. Girls love them, mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out for them and somehow they all work together. You can beat their bodies but not their minds. You can tame their hearts but not their souls. He likes girls, females, women, ladies, and the opposite sex. He dislikes small checks, working weekends, answering letters, missing chow, waking up, maintaining a uniform, and the day before payday. You may as well give in. He is your long distance lover...he is your steel eyed, warm smiling, blank minded, hyperactive, over reacting, curious, passive, talented spontaneous, physically fit, good for nothing bundle of worry..... And will always be there for you regardless of how long its been since you've last talked.

How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing layout editor .

Music:

Just about everything, I have Offspring, Led Zepplin, Holst the Planets, Motley Crue, Nickelback, Nirvana, Blink 182, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Rammstein, Limp Bizkit, 50 Cent, Eminem, Evanescence, ZZTop, and plenty of AC/DC

Movies:

Sci-Fi, couple of cult classics as long as they aren't to cheesy, Comedy, Stand-up, Action, The Story of O

Television:

Comedy Central, History Channel, MTV

Books:

"Always do what you want, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. --Dr.Suess"

Heroes:

Einstein, Chris Hawkings, Ron JeremyGandhi - to teach me fearlessness Jim Morrisson - to teach me to sing from the soul Superman - to enhance my superhuman skillz Buddha - to enlighten me Mother Teresa - to teach me to be more compassionate Angels - to thank them for looking out for me Einstein - to pass along his brilliance Bruce Lee - to teach me to kick some ass Pres. W. Bush - so I knock some sense into him (Bruce Lee style) Dave Chapelle - to make me laugh my ass off

My Blog

Olive Tree(not for those with fragile minds)

Olive TreeA confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She feltthat to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearablepain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him an...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

Why we are proud of being called TEXANS!!

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. T...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:12:00 PST

Random sleep facts

1) its a myth that you need exactly 8hrs of sleep daily. 6 hrs on average is bad, and 10 hrs and up is bad. You become destraught, depressed and irritable. nobody wants that in a Sumaya.2) Sleep patte...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST

song lyrics

I was dicking around and saw these song lyrics on some random chicks about me area and thought they were... touching. I'm curious to know what other song lyrics any of you guys have heard that really...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:49:00 PST

Half a world away

I am so glad at this very moment that I am nearly 8,000 miles from the US. For whatever reason I am getting very angry over the recent events that have happened and I know myself well enough to say t...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:08:00 PST

smoking kills

Now the dust has begun to settle on the whole ordeal.  Still I find that things are coming up that I still haven't been told about.  I don't know what yet but I will, this time I even called...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:02:00 PST

a little something for everyone to read and enjoy

Well she did it, and again that bitch after everything that I did for her fucked me over with a good buddy.  As for him, you know who you are and despite what I said FUCK YOU.  I don't ...
Posted by Dan on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:44:00 PST

When she knows that you know

I saw this and instantly thought of only one person.  Hopefully a couple out there will enjoy this to and share it with others also.   when you find a boy who calls you beautiful instead of ...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:04:00 PST

how in the world?

How can someone get a tattoo and not tell there HUSBAND for a month about it?  I can't believe it, I found out last night that my wife got a tattoo a month ago and she didn't even mention it to m...
Posted by Dan on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

flying fun

I got to go the one of the marine bases today and do helo training.  It was bad ass, I will post pictures next week when I get them.
Posted by Dan on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST