One day Noel climbs a hill and the wind blows his hair into two points on each side of his head. For some reason he has red hair and is wearing a red jumper which has frayed slightly at the back. At the top of the hill he meets Mark Owen from Take That and sees that he is dressed the same (rather like foxes). They see a fox and take cover in a badgers set. When they are in there, the fox says that he has never had sex before. Noel and Mark say that he can't die a virgin so they decide to toss a coin to see who will sleep with the fox. Then they decide that tossing a coin is a bad way to decide who has to sleep with the fox, and decide to play a game of chess instead.
I think they burst into song at the end of it which wouldn't be surprising! The songs are getting better each week though aren't they?
There was another one involving Jimmy Hill but I had lost it by then and can't remember a thing.
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