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kirky likey

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I don't get online much. So if I don't get back to you, it's not personal. I am an ass, but that's a different story.I do all sorts of wonderful and intriguing things with my free time. Most people call me a hippie. I hate these people. Hippies are either dead or dying. They did not work for a living. And most of all, Hippies Didn't Torture Small Children And Bunnies For Fun. I do. It makes me happy.My life is a bit different from the status quo. But why doesn't anyone call me creative, imaginative, confident, self reliant, open minded, hell, I'd even settle for genius.Anyhoo.Peace, Love, and Death from Above.God Bless You All

My Interests

I rock climb a whole helluvalot. I find it amusing in a very healthy way. The same applies for my drinking habits. I love to work with my hands (carpentry, arts and crafts, shadow puppets, etc.) I'm really starting to get into photography and I like to cook yummy meals and then eat them.

I'd like to meet:

Miles Davis on a heavy dose day, Nixon the day Watergate broke, Myself twenty years from now, A Republican who has a clue, A Democrat who has a chance, An Independent who has a job. Ella Fitzgerald after her first live scat performance, Jolie Holland, The old Noxzema girl with the curly brown hair, Jackie O. Jim Bridwell and Peter Croft on a sunny day in the Sierras circa 77 with a cold case of cheap beer and some prayer herbs.

Music:

S. (pronounced ess dot) Carter to the Grateful Dead and everything in between minus polka and vaudevillian acts.

Movies:

okay. I did two. I was extremely broke, had a two hundred dollar a day crack habit, and yes.... I was curious.

Television:

As the late Matt Wurst once said.... My Reality Isn't On TV.

Books:

So I keep carrying this tattered old copy of Where The Red Fern Grows around with me. I go to cool chic cafes and stuff. I order Lattes, soy of course, and read my story. I just know that someday some beautiful hot chick will pick up on my eco friendly, soft side, cool guy literary vibe. Then her and I will go back to my alternatively powered bungalo via my ecoride and get organic. Translation: I am a poser who only reads mags on the shitter but I would be happy to meet some equally hot poser of the opposite sex and take her to my home under the overpass on the handlebars of my stolen ten speed, only to get drunk on wild irish rose, throw up on her and pass out half naked.

Heroes:

Two words y'all..... Art Garfunkel.

My Blog

House on Haunted Hill or maybe Haunted House on Hill I dunno

This house is haunted. I was laying in my ridiculously comfortable bed last night contemplating my sexuality.  I had just watched Brokeback Mountain while consuming possibly one too many wine co...
Posted by kirky likey on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

Capitan

sailing on stormy seas alone stranded my ship and me captain of thoughts and a slave to destiny waves are breaking now and the whitewater swells time to decide heaven or hell...
Posted by kirky likey on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:11:00 PST

cyclical things

cyclical things sight before seeing knowing what's to come based on how things have gone nothing changes only time passing new applications of the same old actions in the end which is now the past tel...
Posted by kirky likey on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:10:00 PST

cross country manuscript

i wrote a script todayi had tonow you have to listenthe vision has leftthe miles don't add upi am here and yet i feel so vacanti should have never leftthat's twice nowdreams have met realitywhere they...
Posted by kirky likey on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:22:00 PST

death was his muse

cold steel to skinno blinking barely breathing silencea screaming within  this evil exists built by a dream a byproduct of love split at the seams  children can't know the deeds they have do...
Posted by kirky likey on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:16:00 PST

Hey love.........

She said our relationship is generic. Weird. Don't call me "love" she said. Apparently that word is generic too. I guess I can't call her sweet or sugar because it's too literal. I thought to my ...
Posted by kirky likey on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

Stitch Count Sanctuary

Stitch Count Sanctuaryit all happens hereunder these sheetshanging with strangersbeatin' out beatswrestling with wordsslowly stretching out streetsworlds awayyet right here at homethree suns in a dayc...
Posted by kirky likey on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:32:00 PST

........

Chance Encounter of The Surreal Scientists(for those who have obsessed)Dali met FreudNeither was impressedFreud seemed puzzledPut outDaliHe seemed quite obsessedThe meeting was briefThe exchange lacki...
Posted by kirky likey on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:47:00 PST

Bye Partisan

Tyrants campaigningtyrades and complainingliberal this with democrat thatrepublicans aren't conservingjust aging and fading they keep getting fatin the wallets and waistlinesthe mouths and the lipskil...
Posted by kirky likey on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:44:00 PST

please like my bloggin' skills guys, i'm a good blogger, really.

Posting a Blog. Sounds so dirty huh? Well it does. And I did it. So THERE! You happy? HUH?!!! Are you? Are you FUCKIN' HAPPY NOW?!!!! You people and you're goddam BLOGS. Sorry about that. I...
Posted by kirky likey on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:59:00 PST