Jeff ~ Just Plain ~ Jeff - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"At times, inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning."
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting
"Holy Shit; What a ride!"
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"You have to stand for something,
or you'll fall for anything."
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"Jack Daniel's and e-mail do not mix"
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"Don't sweat the petty things,
and don't pet the sweaty things"
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"The secret of success is sincerity; and once you learn how to fake that, you've got it made"
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"I'm not sure if I understand ambiguity"
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"Thank God I'm Atheist"

My Interests

Motorcycles (any kind),
Women (any kind),
Computers (any kind),
Food (any kind)

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ - I bet he had one Hell of a sense of humor and I think it would have been Great to hang out with him.

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Hugh Hefner - Just to shake is hand and say, "Thank You!"

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David Letterman - He's Great! I'd like to be a guest on his show.

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The person who hands out the
Powerball winner check.

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Heroes:

My Great Grandmother - She was a great inspiration to me.

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My Grandmother - Another great inspiration to me.

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BB King - I've met the man 3 times and he is genuine, caring, and giving (on top of being a great performer).