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Jumblefucker

friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation

About Me

my name is jacob

my favorite band (by far) is less than jake

i have seen them nine times

i have a super-hot girlfriend named paige :]

she doesn't like the word "hot"

animal necrophelia amuses me

my favorite comedian is demetri martin

i love the show heroes

it is the only show that i have watched since the beginning

if you see me, please be nice

i love (and i mean that) ska and punk

i love (and i mean that) concerts

i have been to too many to count (on my hands and feet)

25.2.2007

My Interests



'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com Jacob --
[adjective]:

Smells like teen spirit

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You scored as ska.

ska


100%

Punk


80%

reggae


70%

Pop Punk


55%

grunge


55%

Indie


45%

classic rock


30%

Emo


30%

mainstream rock


25%

metal


20%

country


10%

industrial


10%

Pop


0%

rap


0%
what breed of music are you?
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I'd like to meet:

the years unfold in one moment
the voices that we heard so loud
are now suddenly silenced
inside this crowd

and you're surrounded by the lives
of those who found something to hold
so bringing everybody down
is all you know

you've been hiding so long
you can't find yourself
in this sheltered life you live
when everything you want is at your fingertips
you'll never know what need is

you're claiming to be something different
so wanting to believe
that you're better than the rest
to make up for your self-esteem
you talk to hear your own voice and
you've left me no choice but to choose
i miss the person that you were
but i don't miss you

you're the new revolution
the angst-filled adolescent
you fit the stereotype well

you're the new revolution
the angst-filled adolescent
you fit the stereotype well

My Blog

and once again, all my best friends are jackasses

ah i'm gonna confide in live journal now.
Posted by Jumblefucker on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:30:00 PST

i saw a human pyramid once. it was very unnecessary

hot damn i wish mitch hedberg wasn't dead :[
Posted by Jumblefucker on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST

all my best friends are jackasses

these past weeks have been hellish at close view, but upon a more detailed inspection, you might find that i am doing well. i was chewed up, spit out, and kicked around over my grades coming from ltj-...
Posted by Jumblefucker on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:41:00 PST

bring it on florida

the following is a composition i wrote for english. we're practicing for the fcat. one student and my english teacher graded, and agreed that it was worth a 6. :D   Dear Manatee County,  &nb...
Posted by Jumblefucker on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

i was never one to believe in anyone or anything; it's always been just me

so this week needs to hurry the fuck up and leave already. sorry to anyone who's birthday is sometime this week, you can celebrate again next year. this time is mine (and any other less than jake fan ...
Posted by Jumblefucker on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:53:00 PST

gang control, says i

i didn't really understand a lot of this band's lyrics, simply because i have never seen a truly corrupt cop, myself, until yesterday. on my way home from jesse's house, i saw two cops beating up...
Posted by Jumblefucker on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST

it's a quarter to one, and i feel like shit. i need a shower

EDIT: * means i told the person   i stole this from chealsyelist ten things you want to say to people but know you never will. use ten different people and don't name them.(also do me a favor..pl...
Posted by Jumblefucker on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST

well then, here's a tad bit of my own creativity

i was looking through my older blogs, and i found one of the songs i wrote back in april. i enjoy it, though there are a few mis-interpretations in it i think. oh well. i like it. Oppression and aggre...
Posted by Jumblefucker on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST

college party

i want to tell you a little story about a partythat went all right, but went all wrongi want to tell you a little story about a party in this songit happened back in '93 in the pittsburgh punk rock sc...
Posted by Jumblefucker on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

when i got the music, i got a place to go

i realized i needed to update my concert blog... tour name if any, date, bands there, what i got   97x Next Big Thing 412/5/04the music, coheed and cambria, lost prophets, the used, my chemical r...
Posted by Jumblefucker on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:46:00 PST