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The one and only DaBear

IF YOU CANT BE GOOD...BE GOOD AT IT!!! otherwise you are useless

About Me

ok im finally writting about me. damn this is a bad subject. ok here it goes. i was born in san diego cali and then moved to decatur al right before i turned 5 so dont remember much. i was kinda a nerd growing up, you know the kind that had to be defended by his big sister at school so he wouldnt get beat up. neways, i was a runt but fast as hell and could pretty much out run all the bullies. i home schooled for 7th and 8th grade then was thrown back into society in 9th. it was hell. especially since i went out of district and only knew one person, my sis. but as it normally goes the new guy has to get picked on and i did but it was a little different then because i wasnt a runt nemore. at 6'2; 245 lbs i was as easily threaten and could actually stand up for myself. i tried to play football but wasnt allowed since you have to be going to a school a full year before you can participate in sports. so i was gunna try out next year, and wouldnt you know it i broke the shit out of my left leg only weeks before the school year. so i was the gimp that year. finnally played my junior year and stopped playing my senior year to work. i joined the navy right out of high school. went in as a nuke mechanic ( it was a huge shock to all my teachers since i liked to play the slack ass at school) but shiped out july 23 2000 and enjoyed the always changing weather of great lakes illinois. after boot camp got stationed in charleston sc. spent about a year and a half there getting wasted most of the time, boy was i an idiot. after that got transfered to norfolk va where i got on my first boat ( actually it was a submarine). spent 3 years there partying and seeing other countries. if you get a chance go to plymouth england it fucking rocks. i had a blast there for my 22nd birthday. i got out may 4th 2005 (woot the day before my birthday). and im home now catching up on the life i left and finding out that being a big bro is not an easy job. my little sis is 17 and all the guys think shes a cutie so i have to woop ass every once in a while. when she reads this shes going to try to kill me in my sleep, but what r big bros for right? im an attention whore and love to go crazy. doing the club thing is my specialty. i love to drive for ne reason cause it relaxes me, and i love to swim and sleep. music is a big part of my life and always will be. damn this is long sorry guys. ok im gunna quit i swear. nething else you will have to ask me if you dare.
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My Interests

Long walks on the beach at sunset, just holding hands in a movie theater, having meaningful conversations, and just trying to have good safe fun...nah, fuck all that... I like being wild and crazy and enjoying life to it's fullest whenever possible. PS I don't particularly care for sunlight except for getting a tan, im a night owl.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Barry (aka bear by my friends)
Birthday: 5/5/82
Birthplace: San Diego, Cali
Current Location: Decatur, Al
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what im doing. mostly righty
Your Heritage: im a european mutt. german,scottish,dutch, swedish, english
The Shoes You Wore Today: not yet (im lazy and its sunday) normally tims
Your Weakness: puppy dog eyes from someone i love
Your Fears: being alone at the end of my life
Your Perfect Pizza: this little stand in va beach called "a taste of N.Y."
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i guess 1 of them is to have my car pimped out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: several... WTF, STFU, KMA
Thoughts First Waking Up: just 5 more mins plzzzz
Your Best Physical Feature: so far the votes say my eyes
Your Bedtime: when i get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: parties with my friends in VA
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. pepper
McDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: single for romantic nights and group for club nights
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: not a big fan of tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate for the taste and vanilla for the smell
Cappuccino or Coffee: cap
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: i was in the navy for 5 years... take a guess
Do you Sing: all the time i love music
Do you Shower Daily: um ya. eewwww who doesnt
Have you Been in Love: i was.. she obviously wasnt :(
Do you want to go to College: id like to finish up the 2 degrees im so close to getting
Do you want to get Married: hell ya... when the right one comes around
Do you belive in yourself: self confidence has been shot on occasions but for the most part yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: ehhh not bad looking i guess
Are you a Health Freak: freak yes health freak not really
Do you get along with your Parents: mom ya dad can go to hell
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them its the best time to go outside
Do you play an Instrument: not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: who me NEVER...ok im lying
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only cause ive been sick i swear
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: actually no suprisingly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope but i love them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not a big fan ewwwwww
In the past month have you been on Stage: only for a sec then they kicked me out lol
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hell no been too cold but i will in the summer
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: do hearts count?
Ever been Drunk: uummm...i cant remember
Ever been called a Tease: only once but it wasnt my fault really
Ever been Beaten up: only by the siblings
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: quick and painless or in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: who said i wanna grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: well ive been to 8 so i guess austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: in order of fav... brown,blue,green
Favourite Hair Color: natural is all i ask. highlights are cool though
Short or Long Hair: i love long hair. shoulders or longer plz
Height: 5'0"-5'9"
Weight: no bean poles or tooth picks
Best Clothing Style: comfy otherwise i dont really care
Number of Drugs I have taken: otc or illeagal?
Number of CDs I own: working on that one
Number of Piercings: 7 but i dont wear them all nemore
Number of Tattoos: 8 and more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont think they have a .. that big yet

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I'd like to meet:

People with some fucking brain power and common sense. And if you don't have a sense of humor I don't want to talk to you because comedy is life and life is comedy. Oh and be real or be gone.
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Music:

Just about everything EXCEPT gay ass country, opera, and anything that has wavery voices that sound absolutely horrible.

Movies:

Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail,300, Transformers, pretty much anything that has Jim Carey, Vampire movies (Not Buffy), and most blood and guts horror films, with a dash of sci-fi.

Television:

I'm sorry I turned my satellite dish into a bird bath. Besides computers are so much more interactive.

Books:

Does playboy count? Otherwise I have no idea what you are talking about.

Heroes:

Barney, Elmo, Bob the builder, Spiderman, the Human Torch, Hugh Heffner, Bill Gates, Chuck Norris, and that really cool guy from Blues Clues. AHH shit did i say that out loud

My Blog

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Read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense...ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE 1) Thats not right ........ Sum Ting Wong2) Are you harboring a fugitive ................... Hu Yu Hai Ding...
Posted by The one and only DaBear on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 11:54:00 PST