"I want to go on a date with Megan. I'm sure there are ways to be awkward that I've never experienced before, and I think she could help make that happen for me."
--Ben
i reeeefuuuuuuuse to fill this out...enough of my soul was bared in the "interests" and "music" sections; that will have to suffice for now. at some point, i may copy/paste some random chunks from my college papers, just to bore people while allowing me to reminisce and revel in my awesomeness. kthnxbi.
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Firefly: Condoleeza Rizzice - I would do another six years if she would say "Muthafucka plaise," on international television. I'd do another two--on deployment--if she would just gimme a "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit," while she turned her head sideways.
Porkchop: What if she rode Rosa Parks's coffin like a mechanical bull as they lowered it into the ground?
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Shayna: "i dont like it when the bitch in bio taps her pencil. tomorrow, she is going to get a cleveland steamer"
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Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing /
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