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About Me

I like to make people laugh and keep them happy.:-) Married my best friend and funniest guy I know- we've been together 7 years and known eachother for about 19. Thank goodness he understands my little quirks, too... I have my MA and work P/T as a biological anthropologist. I don't want to teach. I want to wear a weird hat, wander the world and explore the far reaches of mankind. Used to get my steady paycheck from the Reg., since per diem digging up stuff doesn't pay much, and you can only stretch pizza and beer just so far... But I quit! Finally. Whew. That place was hell in newsprint form the last couple years. It was awesome previously, but everything changes...My girls are mostly in Orange and we hang at the District and O'Haras (cheers ladies!)and pretty much wherever we can get together for good times. Just had my first (and ONLY) baby boy in dec. 2007, and I'm an Auntie to like, 20. Motherhood ain't for sissies, I'll say that. I've never heard so much crying and whining all day, and then the baby baby cries a lot too... hahaha....no more for me. I was done before I even started. If you're bored, check out my website at www.justineburgess.com. or the website Jess and I set up for our friends and house remodeling at www.whokilledkenny.net.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool, funny people who love adventure(and dancing!). Charles Darwin too, but I'm about a century late.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ghetto Booty
Birthday: January 23rd
Birthplace: Inglewoooooood
Current Location: south of that
Eye Color: blue/green. red if hung over.
Hair Color: I'm not quite sure. Let's just say red.
Height: 5'1. Nickname: Midget
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Italian. or to the laymen out there, EYE-TAL-YAN.
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoes?
Your Weakness: getting to know people
Your Fears: see above
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and lots of it, New York style.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get at least halfway through my PhD research.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROFL!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh god not again.
Your Best Physical Feature: my waist.
Your Bedtime: when I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: fishing at the beach with my dad
Pepsi or Coke: Diet 7-up.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yuck. In-n-Out all the way.
Single or Group Dates: depends on the date(s)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton made from the bag!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla- you can add stuff to it.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both, the more the better.
Do you Smoke: Never.
Do you Swear: &%$@ no!
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Everytime I sing
Have you Been in Love: Absolutely
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Not always.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Everytime.
Do you think you are Attractive: It's relative. Not everyone likes short chicks with big butts.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm healthy but not a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: Always. My mom is one of my best friends.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES! Love them!
Do you play an Instrument: Uh, sure...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course.
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what?.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With Jesse, yes. Dinner and a movie every Friday. Sometimes we change it up to a movie and dinner.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Duh.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not in one sitting. And they have to be double-stuff.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Mmmmmmpphhhh? Sorry, I had ahi in my mouth...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only if you mean in a club.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I tried but they kicked me out of the wading pool.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nothing but the Hope diamond.
Ever been Drunk: Unfortunately, yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No.Well, ok, yes. I was just teasing.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes. Severely.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was 15 I stole a bag of Nestle chocolate chips. I thought the Ralphs police were coming for me.
How do you want to Die: Either in my sleep or tragically so that I can be a famous, yet, dead, artist.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think I'm done growing up. As long as I don't start growing out, I'm fine.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark Brown. Or bright blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brown. Or blond.
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter.
Height: 5'6 to over 6 foot
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: besides aspirin?
Number of CDs I own: somewhat more than 1,000....
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Although I may regret them, they made me who I am today....

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My Blog

The Portable Stripper Pole

Jesse asked me the strangest question the other day. He said "so, how would you feel about a portable stripper pole for Christmas?" After a stunned silence, I started laughing hysterically. I guess Sp...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 13:12:00 GMT

Blogging about nothing...

...Sometimes I just want to stay inside with the covers over my head for good. Facing the world seems like too much sometimes. I remember being a happy-go-lucky person once upon a time. Now I always f...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 19:26:00 GMT

IMPORTANT! Domestic violence: Please support your local womens shelter...

...you never know who might need your help. Some of you know, and some of you don't, that 5 years ago, on September 9th, 2001, my boyfriend at the time, Michael W.K. Evans, was arrested for felony dom...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:41:00 GMT

lyrics to a song I can't get out of my head

James Blunt - You're Beautiful Lyrics My life is brilliant.My love is pure.I saw an angel.Of that I'm sure.She smiled at me on the subway.She was with another man.But I won't lose no sleep on that,'Ca...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:27:00 GMT

Sometimes I wonder....

... what kind of person I really am. Does anyone else think about that- what kind of a person you are, I mean? I try hard to be a good person, but then I wonder... if I really was a good person a...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 23:27:00 GMT