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Carlos

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About Me



I am a stand up comic. I am new at it but moving fast! It's a rush to get on stage, and my biggest passion in life is making people laugh. Check out my site at www.dumbninja.com . I do comedy for the love of it, not for hopes of fame and fortune. My goals are to play big clubs all over america and get on Comedy Central, maybe even Saturday Night Live! The sky's the limit. My biggest comic influences are: Dane Cook, Chris Rock, Mitch Hedburg, and a few others I can't think of right now. If you're a comic add me as your friend!

I'm also building up a web hosting company. If you need a professionally designed website for FREE, including free photo, video, and music galleries, just email me and I'll give you the scoop. My site is www.mynetworkhost.com

Last but not least, I am a musician. I play piano and compose music. I've been playing since I was 9 years old. My strongest musical influences are Metallica, Gipsy Kings, Jesse Cook, David Lanz, Tori Amos, Bach, Mozart, and even Yanni. Favorite songs include Tocatta and Fugue in D minor (Bach), Moonlight Sonata (Beethoven), Nutshell (Alice in Chains), Orion (Metallica), Duende (Gipsy Kings), God Called in Sick Today (AFI)... the list goes on forever. Other major influences to me are: Alice in Chains, Radiohead, AFI, Buena Vista Social Club, and much more. One of my greatest passions is flamenco style spanish guitar, and I will be practicing this for years.

I'm a guy with big hopes, big dreams, big passions, and huge ambitions. I will succeed or die trying. That's my outlook on life.



Performing at Room 5 Lounge, June 23rd, 2005
With my buddy Amazing Jonathan
Acting like goofy gangstas in Vegas
Dec, 2004

With my friend Brian Gillis
(Magician of the Year, 2000)
New Year's, 2005


With Craig Shoemaker


With Dana Eagle

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet my future fans! My future customers! My future friends (with benefits)! My future wife! Nah... she's only 6 years old right now...I want to meet my future fans! My future customers! My future friends (with benefits)! My future wife! Nah... she's only 6 years old right now...

My Blog

Ripped it at comedy night at Bungalow 13

I did Little Larry's brand new room last night at Bungalow 13 in Beverly Hills. (Check out his info here.)Well I tore it up. I had a great set, with constant laughs, 1 applause break, and three differ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:06:00 GMT

Here is a sampling of my email inbox!!

Hey what's up?? Some of you who have heard my comedy may know about my junk email joke. It's on the comedy clip on the top of my video page on my website. (It's towards the end of the show.)Well here'...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 16:58:00 GMT

Tuesday night at Comedy Store 3/21

I hit the comedy store Tuesday night for Trippin' Tuesdays! I was rolling DEEP with BET Television! I was a comedian in a portion of a feature film pilot that may be hopefully coming soon to BET. I hi...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 18:08:00 GMT

My birthday comedy show

Damn my birthday comedy show was a smashing SUCCESS! First of all, I was expecting a maximum of 90 - 100 people and there were over 60 people last night. (That's over 50% who showed up!) So that wa...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 17:43:00 GMT

Dane Cook, Robert Kelly, and Darren Carter live at the Laugh Factory!

Awesome show tonight at the Laugh Factory. This is my first time seeing Dane Cook LIVE! He is my favorite comedian, my comedy idol. Now tonight after seeing him live, he maintained that status. That i...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jul 2005 03:55:00 GMT

Kudos to whiteboy comedy productions

Some of my best shows so far, in my embryonic 4 months of comedy, have been at Mark Franco's Room 5 Lounge shows. He does heavy promotion, and so do the comics who come to his stage, and so there is a...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jul 2005 18:14:00 GMT

Oops did I hit on Dane Cook's girlfriend?

Alright this took place a couple months ago in April. Me and my comic friends Naro, Chris, Rosie, Ken Cosby, and Mary Beth went to go check out Jo-Koy's show at the Laugh Factory. It was asian night! ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jul 2005 18:05:00 GMT