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Sgt. Skelter

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About Me

Hello. Kevin Wright here. I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world (Tricia) for 15 years. I have 2 kids. A step daughter (Natalie) who's 19 and a son (Connor)who's 13. I am also the older brother of the soon to be famous "Jeremy the Loner". Read his stuff, it's funny.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Thunder Stud
Birthday: Today. Get me a gift.
Birthplace: In a truckstop bathroom.
Current Location: In front of my computer.
Eye Color: Which one?
Hair Color: Most are still black.
Height: 6' 3 1/2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both. I also have both legs.
Your Heritage: Vulcan
The Shoes You Wore Today: My own
Your Weakness: Sometimes I care too much
Your Fears: Fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: Free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: More free pizza
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm not cool enough for an instant messanger
Thoughts First Waking Up: To go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: My keg of abs
Your Bedtime: When I go to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: If it's missed, how do I remember it?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. I don't do drugs.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whoppers RULE!!! I can eat 4 in one sitting.
Single or Group Dates: If they are all women, group dates.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I would rather drink piss
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both. Same as my women
Cappuccino or Coffee: I would rather drink tea
Do you Smoke: I want my lungs to be pink when they fry me. Smoking is for sucks
Do you Swear: Only when I talk
Do you Sing: Not since my band "Deacon" broke up. 7 #1 hits
Do you Shower Daily: I even use soap
Have you Been in Love: I've been in Texas. Where is Love?
Do you want to go to College: Just for the parties and drunk chicks.
Do you want to get Married: No. My wife would kill me if I married someone else
Do you belive in yourself: I think, therefor I am
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on amusementpark rides. Oh, and walking.
Do you think you are Attractive: I know I'm hot. Look at the pics. Need I say more?
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: When I don't see them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not at night. That's sleep time
Do you play an Instrument: I played guitar for "Deacon". 8 #1 hits
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: My body smokes. So yes I smoke all the time.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I sat on a bottle of aspirin. Does that count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, 4. Don't tell my wife
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: 2 of my dates were at the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I need to keep this hot body.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Who?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, the Deacon farewell concert
In the past month have you been Dumped: Please. I do the dumping.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I am skinny. So every time I dip...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Every womans heart I talk to. Then I gain their trust and steal their money.
Ever been Drunk: I am now
Ever been called a Tease: I'm called a lot of things
Ever been Beaten up: Nobody is dumb enough to try
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are too heavy to lift
How do you want to Die: If I wanted to die, I would have killed myself already
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older
What country would you most like to Visit: Atlantis
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as they have two of them. No glass eyes
Favourite Hair Color: I hate hair
Short or Long Hair: Shaved
Height: 5' 2"
Weight: 322 lbs give or take a few
Best Clothing Style: Slut. I also like nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who the hell keeps track of that?
Number of CDs I own: Somewhere between 2 and 400
Number of Piercings: 12. Don't ask where
Number of Tattoos: 1 John Lennon. Really
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 113
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Paul McCartney and Ringo.

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