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I'm David

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About Me


.. .. I'll tell you what I love: Vanilla! I also love Mountain Dew. However, I do not believe that a Vanilla-Mountain Dew would be very good. That's one combination that would be better off staying seperate. I mean let's face it. Vanilla: GOOD. Mountaing Dew: GOOD. Vanilla-Mountain Dew: NOT SO GOOD. Stupid people are like Slinkies. They serve no real purpose in life, yet still bring a smile to your face when you push 'em down the stairs. .... Now for an inside thing: "Squishy Bombs"! Quit with your dirty mind. It ain't nothing like that. It is, however, a very BIG thing to anyone who knows about it. The only thing better than "Squishy Bombs", is "Squishy Bombs 2". Yeah, that's right, the sequel was even better, biatch. ..

How Evil are You? You Are 70% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you... A lot.
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What Kind of Medieval Legend are You?
Arch Lord

You are the sum of all evil. People cower in fear at your might and lack of control. You are a danger to yourself and others, and your very name makes small children cry. You do not work with anybody. Period. Normal weapons are pathetic; you prefer to summon your own from the realms of darkness. You fight as vicious as a werewolf and as dirty as a bandit, and never let anybody live...
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My Interests

.. I love going out with my friends. Whether we're going to clubs, going camping, pool parties, cook-outs, it doesn't matter. It's always good times, one way or another.



I'd like to meet:

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Music:

..Hip hop, rock, and yeah, even country. Just no techno. Did you hear me? No techno. Oh, please, for the love of God, don't make me listen to techno!

The Snakes On A Plane Rap

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Movies:

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And shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand So feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. We will flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

Yippie Kai Yea Mother Fucker

Yeah, I got a deal for you. How 'bout you crawl out from whatever rock you're hiding under and I'll drive this truck up your ass!

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Television:

..I am a 24 addict. Don't even bother trying to call me when 24 is on. It will be pointless. Just don't do it. House rocks! I am also big time into Prison Break, Bones, Law & Order SVU... Oh, let's not forget Psych & Burn Notice, holy shit what a bad ass show that has turned out to be! Gene Simmons Family Jewels is awesome. I recently got turned onto NCIS. Gibbs is fucking awesome! Also, any questions one may have about life, they can almost always be answered by something that happened in a Seinfeld episode. That's right, I said it. The show about nothing is actually the show with all the answers.Barney Learns How to Drive

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Books:

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Heroes:

.. stone cold

Add to My Profile | More Videos "You ain't gonna mold me, you ain't gonna break me. Whatcha see is whatcha get. What I'm telling ya and you can look me right in my blood shot eyes, I ain't gonna do things your way! I will continue to raise as much hell, and do things, and create as much chaos, and give you more gray hairs, every single day of your life!" -- Stone Cold Steve Austin To Vince McMahon After Winning The Championship

My Blog

Know what pisses me off about blogging on MySpace?

It's when you write out this long ass thing that you're all happy with, you click the preview button, you notice something that needs edited, but instead of clicking the "edit" button you accidently c...
Posted by I'm David on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:55:00 PST

My Friends Are AWESOME!!!

Ok, the title was the edited version. The truth of the matter is: my friends are FUCKING awesome!! I was gonna make this "long story short" but screw it, I got some stuff to say& quite simply, I gotta...
Posted by I'm David on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST

Losing an Innocent Life

What do you do when an innocent is taken from you?   Not just any innocent, but the most precious, absolute innocent type of life there is: an infant.   A three-month old, to be exact. Wheth...
Posted by I'm David on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:55:00 PST

The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time I read a bulletin that went like this: World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said: 'NO!'And the girl lived happily ever ...
Posted by I'm David on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

OK... So We Lost...

Yeah, I know it's been a few days since the loss happen. Yeah, I know that this blog is a little late. Yeah, I know that half of what I'm gonna say has probably been said already by someone else... We...
Posted by I'm David on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:54:00 PST

My Son Scored a TD

As most of you know, I have a son whom I love dearly, but he lives with his mom in Virginia and we don't get to see a whole lot of each other. Needless to say, there's some (more like a lot) of things...
Posted by I'm David on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:05:00 PST

Yeah... we lost...

Like I said: yeah... we lost... Yes, it's a bunch of bullshit. Yes, it shoulda never happend. Yes, I DO, in fact, put a lot of the blame on Romo, as much as I hate to say it, my boy's head simply WAS ...
Posted by I'm David on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:16:00 PST

R U Kidding Me?!!

ONCE AGAIN!!! I won't be able to watch my Cowboys play because STUPID FUCKING TEXANS are playing at the same time! This is BULLSHIT! Yea!! Let's go watch the Texans get their ASSES handed to them YET ...
Posted by I'm David on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:48:00 PST

NINE AND ONE!!!!!

Holy shit, are you fucking kidding me? Nine n' One. That's a joke, right? Surely the Cowboys couldn't possibly do that good! After all, look at that blotched fumble by Tony Romo against that team back...
Posted by I'm David on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:59:00 PST

Hell Yeah I’m Texan

Of course I didn't come up with all of this myself!! But I couldn't help but post it! It's the complete, honest-to-God truth!! --I'm David ____________________________________________________________ _...
Posted by I'm David on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:41:00 PST