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Hetero Skeleton

About Me

Hetero Skeleton is like the sound of God farting: scary & funny as hell. The bastard son of prolonged musical inbreeding, this multi-limbed monster is the calf born with 4 extra heads, the banjo-plucking cross-eyed boy w/ two rows of extra teeth, the very idea of Burt Reynolds without the mustache. The DNA of Hetero Skeleton will forever remain a mystery to the people of science; Hetero Skeleton can not, WILL not be thoroughly understood in the course of the lifetime of mankind. One can only hope to catch a glimpse in the corner of the eye, it's there and then it's gone. Hetero Skeleton shall remain a puzzle with ALL the pieces gone missing, the sound of one hand clapping in vain, a man stepping into the same river TWICE. Come better days and Hetero Skeleton will no longer be. In space no one can hear you fart.
Discographical note:
*Relaxativity Suite (in 40 Bowel Movements)[Tyyfus]* -tape-
*Lesbian Camel Gang Bang [Slooow Tapes]* -split tape w/ Boris Morgana-
*Asscension [Jelle Crama's untitled label]* -cdr-
*Hetsku Suomesta volumes 1-4 [self-released]* -4X cdr-
*En La Sombra Del Pájaro Velludo [Load]* -cd-
coming up 2007:
*Borborygmi [Double Fantasy]* -tape-
*Kryptos Orchis [American Grizzly]* -tape-
*Split 7" w/ Fat Worm Of Error [Double Fantasy]*
*Asscension vs. SuperSkeleton [Verdura]* -2LP-
*...more volumes of 'Hetsku Suomesta'*
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Member Since: 3/28/2006
Band Website: http://koti.welho.com/mniemenm/hetskel/
Band Members:
Sounds Like: Complete Bollocks.
Record Label: Deutsche Grammofon
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

HASARDI CD

New album! Out now! Hetero Skeleton: HASARDI CD. A 40 min goof parade. Released by Ikuisuus. Tattista vaan.
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 00:48:00 GMT

Tell me.

"What good is my wisdom when there are no words to say?"
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:27:00 GMT

More Pajaro Reviews.

..> ..> En la Sombra del Pàjaro Velludo Released: February, 20, 2007Record Label: Load .. Chart Appearance --> ..> ..> Track: Title: Composer: Time: 1 La Oracion del Muerte, Pt. 1   ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:47:00 GMT

Pajaro Reviews.

Helsinkiläisen meteli-viisikko Hetero Skeletonin debyytti (käsittääkseni ainakin näin cd-muodossa) pitää sisällään vain kaksi kappaletta. Mutta millaisia kappaleita? Niin, se jää hiukan avoimeksi viel...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:54:00 GMT

Hetsku Suomesta vol.1-4

Hetero Skeleton : Hetsku Suomesta vol.1-4 cdr-series has finally been launched. HETSKU SUOMESTA I : Holystone Remake Theme HETSKU SUOMESTA II : Enlisted Ethernet Hooker ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:51:00 GMT

we now interrupt for a commercial.

Fuckin' hell this midnite lamp just keeps on burnin'! My eyes are tired and my mind wanders and I just wonder why am I still here?(hush little baby don't say a word)some updates: a word from our spons...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 17:13:00 GMT

nu sounds

morjens our very own "dick´s picks"-style cdr series called HETSKU SUOMESTA is about to start rollin any day now..i think at least 4 or 5 volumes are ready at the mo. this is the truth and nothin...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:41:00 GMT

JELLE CRAMA julkaisee HETERO SKELETONin Asscension cdr:n

HETERO SKELETON on aurinkoinen ilmio musiikin muovimaailmassa. Heidan ensimmainen kasettinsa "Relaxativity Suite (In 40 Bowel Movements)" oli kuin kesa taynna auringon paahtamaa hiekkarantaa ja ruskea...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:40:00 GMT

deaf, dumb & blind kids.

And what kind of kids! I'm of course referring to my bandmates. Who seem to have chosen the 'silent treatment' towards you, people of the world. So it is left up to MEMEMEMEME to do the ramblin'. No p...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 17:26:00 GMT

Dancing days are here again.

Peoples, peoples!I am very glad to tell you that Hetero Skeleton's "En La Sombra Del Pajaro Velludo" is finally finished. Can you hear my sigh of relief? Coming out on Load Records later this year. 9 ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:55:00 GMT