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About Me

HI. I'M JOSH. I'M 25, FOREVER IN COLLEGE, BETWEEN CRAPPY JOBS, AND LIVING SOMEWHERE NEAR A FREAKIN' FLOOD PLAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF ILLINOIS. YAY MOSQUITOES & MALARIA!!!
I NEED:
-FRIENDS
-BAND MEMBERS
-CO-CONSPIRATORS. (no, not those kind of conspirators, the good kind)
AND SINCE I'M WRITING THIS AS MUCH FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT AS YOUR'S, HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS ABOUT ME IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
I AM:
- TALL & THIN - VERY
- SMART & FUNNY - VERY
- IDIOSYNCRATIC [$5 WORD FOR FREAK]
- SEXY AS ALL HELL [STREET SLANG FOR FREAK]
- NOT A FAN OF THE SUN.
- USUALLY SOBER... USUALLY
- FOND OF BIG WORDS ... AND STUFF.
- A MUSIC FANATIC [EXCEPT RAP & COUNTRY]
- A GOLDEN GOD OF DRUMMING [OK SILVER. OK BRASS PLATED.]
- DID I MENTION I'M TALL?
- A SUCKER FOR "FREE WITH PURCHASE!"
- FROM CENTRAL ILLINOIS [THAT'S RIGHT, I COPPED TO IT!]
- AN OUT OF WORK ACTOR [BUT WHO ISN'T, RIGHT?]
- NOT A PHONE PERSON [SHINY THINGS DISTRACT ME]
- NEVER SURE WHERE MY KEYS ARE [A BIT TOUCHED IN THE HEAD]
- FOND OF BULLETED LISTS
- CONSTANTLY IN SEARCH OF A PICTURE I SAW WHEN I WAS 13
- ALWAYS TOLD I'M THIN. NO WAIT, LANKY... YEAH, LANKY
- STUCK IN MASON COUNTY
- CONSTANTLY LOOKING UP [STARS ARE PURDY]
TALK TO ME - FOR THE LOVE OF HUNGARIAN HOOKERS I'M BORED!
AIM - SCHWERBDYDER

PS- If you're selling something - be it sex, pills, or ponies- don't bother. I don't know who these wingnuts are, but thanks, my johnson is big enough, and no, I don't want to play with your boobies.

My Interests

HEY. I'M A REGULAR GUY WITH A FACE. YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE YOU. OK, MAYBE NOT JUST LIKE YOU , BUT YOU KNOW, IT'S ON THE FRONT OF MY HEAD JUST BELOW MY HAIR LINE, SO THERE'S THAT.

TANGENT:
(WELL, UNLESS YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED, OR PERHAPS INELIGABLE FOR EMPLOYMENT IN SOME FASHION, OR MAYBE EVEN TOO YOUNG TO WORK, OR TOO OLD. AND ON THE SCHOOL PART, WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE DONE, OR HAVE YET TO ATTEND A METROPOLITAN UNIVERSITY, OR PERHAPS A RURAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE, OR PERHAPS YOU'RE JUST TOO DAMNED DUMB. WELL, IN ANY CASE, WORSE ODDS THAN BEFORE. [THANKS FOR MAKING THIS USELESS JOURNEY WITH ME. {I KNOW IT WAS A LONG WAY TO GO WITH NO ACTUAL SUBSTANCE, BUT CONGRATS ALL THE SAME.}])

I'd like to meet:

Aliens. Now that would be something. But if you can hold a drink and a conversation at the same time, that'd be good too. I'm not from around here, and I want to make some friends, some music, and some pie... Damn, I love pie. Oh, wait, I'm getting side tracked...

Music:

Is INFINITELY better for dancing than trying to cut a rug to the piercing screams of the Albanian woman with night terrors who lives in 3B. Unfortunately, I can't dance. I have the dancing skills of a 3-legged giraffe with blunt head trauma. But a man can dream... a man can dream.

I like all kinds of music, except for country and rap... Here's a smattering of some of my favorite artists: Zeppelin, Tool, old NIN, Rage, Perfect Circle, Mudvayne, Coltrane, Muse, Chili Peppers, Dream Theater, Avenged Sevenfold, Pantera, Rush, Se7endust, T. Monk, Chiodos, Disturbed, FLAW, STP, SRV, Aerosmith, SOAD, Ziggy, old Korn, Queen, Doobie Brothers, Herbie Hancock, Charlie Parker, Holst, & Mozart.

Movies:

Are like books, but don't take as long to sit through. I like many, many movies. Som of my favorites are from guys like FINCHER, ARONOFSKY, KUBRICK, NOLAN, SINGER, BURTON, COPPOLA, TARANTINO, BROOKS, GILLIAM, the WACHOWSKIS & the COENS

Television:

Is the Devil. It will suck you in and eat your brain. Damn you, Food Network! But I still watch... cuz i'm mildly retarded

Books:

Taste bad and are pretty heavy on the carbs. Better for reading, however. The ones with pictures are pretty.

Heroes:

He is awesome. Oh, and you know the screwball who used to wander through the park screaming at the birds, rubbing up against the trees, and gesticulating wildly at inanimate objects? He, too, was something. I'd like to hear his thoughts on string theory.

My Blog

Anybody need a drummer? Anybody? Seriously. Who wants some?

DRUMMER HERE! ABILITIES:- GREAT GROOVES- KEEP GREAT TIME- PROFICIENT WITH HANDS AND FEET - READ MUSIC AND DRUM TABSEXPERIENCE:- 8 YEARS ON DRUMS- 10 YEARS ON SAX- 5 YEARS ON PIANO PREVIOUS BAND EXPER...
Posted by Do U Yahoo? No. Not really. on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST

Don't wave that finger at me

So the Tool single "The Pot" is getting intense airplay, and I'm thinkin it's not just for the taboo title. Like it or not, it fuckin rocks your socks, buddy."Who are you to wave your finger? You must...
Posted by Do U Yahoo? No. Not really. on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:56:00 PST