A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting in the police car beside you saying, "what the hell were we thinking?"
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If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
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"all that’s necessary for the forces of evil to win in this world is for enough good men to do nothing." -Burke
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"Give a man a fish and we will eat all day, but teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
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IF your goal is to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?
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What's another word for thesaurus?
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while truth is putting on its shoes. -mark twain
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A day without sunshine is like, night.
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In the beginning there was nothing. And God said, 'let there be light,' and there was still nothing; but everybody could see it.
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back!
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