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OBAMAYOMAMA

FAT CHICKS SCARE ME!!!!

About Me

Manufactured in Philadelphia, this package is a 1969 100% American model with good looks and athletic build. Low mileage, hi performance. Bumped a few times, but never crashed and burned. Proven ability to hug the road and not wander off course. Exterior in mint condition,with a warm, affectionate and sensitive interior. No aftermarket detailing or piercings. Factory Equipped Package includes a great smile, sensitivity, imagination, sense of humor, intelligence, and a deluxe stereo that picks up country, pop, rock, and classical music. I run on hi-octane fun and romance, lifetime supply included. Spacious interior is available for inspection by female passengers who know how to take care of a good thing. Prefer women with an eye catching exterior, self confidence, independence, intelligence, warmth, sense of humor and a full set of tools.( no aftermarket air bags ) this package enjoys Shooting pool, drag racing, car shows, working out, going to the movies, shopping, and going to the shore. If you are interested in all this package has to offer, and would like to arrange a test drive, please send an email. Happy Motoring! Vrooooooom! :o) cars layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests


Wheelchair Stunts

I'd like to meet:

THIS IS LIVE 24/7 check it out... NO, it is not my back yard, I wish I had these raccoons though.The RACCOONS and POSSUMS only come out at NIGHT, even though the webcam is on 24/7, watch it anynight for critters. It is also LIVE radio so you might want to pause what ever is playing on my music box first.

Music:

The Cripple Porn Bit
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Movies:


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Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:

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Completely Ridiculously Random (i dont think ive ever seen these questions before...)
What is the single largest item in your house?: My entertainment center
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?: not at all
What color is your bedroom?: blue and sky blue
What type of computer mouse do you use?: wireless
What is your earliest memory?: being the first sperm to the egg
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?: yes
Do you take vitamins?: yes
When did you first become interested in the oppsite sex?: 4
Do you like to color inside the lines?: its was boring
What do you have set as your home page?: it changes from time to time
Do you have your own radio?: ummmmmm yes
Where would you hate to have to work?: in a swet factory
Who is on your speed dial?: family members
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?: whatever
How much money did you spend today?: less than 8 bucks
What are you sitting on right now?: wheelchair duh
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?: sometimes
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: yes
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?: yes
How big is your bed?: queen
Do you like the smell of axe?: its ok
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?: cherry, orange
Have you ever seen a volcano?: not yet
What is the best halloween costume you've ever worn?: I was a toilet
What kind of soap do you use?: ivory
Can you snowboard?: not anymore
How many icons do you have on your dekstop?: 30
What is the biggest amount of money you've ever had at one time?: wouldn't you like to know?
Do you understand how telephones work?: no
Do you write notes on your body?: nope
What is the prominent color in your closet?: white
What is sitting next to you right now?: My hess truck collection
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?: no
Do you own any really old video game systems?: yes
Are you good at baking?: no
Have you ever made your own clothing?: nope
How many doors does your house have?: 4
Do you prefer tootsie pops or blow pops?: neither
Do you sneak into movie theatres?: nope
Are you a really fast text messager?: not really
Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?: my cel phone and my viagra
Do you usually write in print or in cursive?: print
What was your first job?: Joe K close outs
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?: cubed
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?: none
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?: hell yea
What do you want to buy from an infomercial?: nothing
Do you believe that animals have souls?: yes,,,, untill they die
What word/phrase do you find really annoying?: WAIT WAIT Stop! Someone is comming!!!
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?: Had black lights
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?: yes
What is the longest you can wait patiently?: 3 weeks
Have you ever been under anesthesia?: hell yes
Are your fingernails long or short?: short
Are you afraid of bright colors?: what?
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?: no
Can you tell people honest things to their face?: yes
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?: How old are her grits?
Do you own a kite?: No
Have you ever run down and up escalator or vice versa?: Yes.
What do you think of clothing for pets?: Their owners are fuckd up
Do you tend to want things you cannot have?: Yes
Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?: Almost
Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?: I don't know,,, I was little
Would you ever dye your hair purple?: don't think so
Who do you think should play you in a movie?: Me
Would you ever kill someone?: If I had to
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?: Stripes
Do you dot your i's and cross your t's?: yes
Are you double jointed in any way?: nope
What kind of super power do you wish you had?: Just about any of them would be cool
Are you easily offended?: I can be
How often do you watch the news?: twice a day
Do you have nightmares very much?: nope
Which power ranger was your favorite?: don't know them
Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?: yes,,, I was very young when it came out
Have you ever cried to get away with something?: no
What do you think of feminists?: who cares
Are you friends with anyone famous?: Do PRO POOL PLAYERS count?
Do you lack common sense sometimes?: I dont think so. Maybe when Im pissed!
Are you afraid of snakes?: Love em.
Do you use recycle bins at your house?: yes
How hot do you like the water in your shower?: very very hot
Do you ever walk around your house naked?: wish I could,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, walk
What is your favorite art form?: porn,, lol everything could be a form of art,,, If it looks cool, I like it
Do you want to be bilingual?: that would be cool
Is energy wasted on little kids?: Money is
Do you lie to make people feel better?: Nope
How many times a day do you look at the clock?: a lot
Do you like to organize things?: kind of,,, I like things clusterfucked too.
Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when you're older?: both
Do you floss your teeth every day?: no
Do you like the game red rover?: never played it
Which is better, thick crust or thin?: I don't like em too thick.
How good are you at keeping secrets?: Good
What stupid little thing really stresses you out?: My neighbor thinking I had anything to do with the township wanting him to move his shed off the driveway.. He turned into a little asshole. It's funny watching him now.
Can you remember what you wore yesterday?: work cloths
Which Disney parks have you been to?: Florida
What do you think the drinking age should be?: 18
Do you like to wear socks?: yes
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RUN-A-WAY WHEELCHAIRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to my dentist today,,TEMPLE SCHOOL OF DENTRISTY,,, The snow was plowed on broad street, but not the wheelchair access ramp or the handicapped parking spots...  I was able to drive my truck...
Posted by OBAMAYOMAMA on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Tim Birthday: 04-05-69 Birthplace: Fox chase Philly Current Location: Southampton Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Brown Height: 6'2" Right Handed or L...
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