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Little lisa

Hey Neighbor!

About Me

I'm 26. I work as an Aesthetician in a great Bay Area Spa and I really like my Job. Pretty sarcastic,pretty sweet and recently described as crass. I have such love for observing little things like great spider webs, heart shaped oysters or moments of senior romance.Antiques and cool vintage stuff rock and I have way too much of it. Scatalogical humor is tops for me:) Learning strange, new weird little facts and other bits of info. and sharing it with others is a daily thing- Possums nipples are on the inside!I have a menajerie that I love madly. Since I'm lucky enough to live in a pretty big house with a yard, I love having parties-espescially themed/crafty ones like sugar skull decoratin', easter egg dyin', Kentucky Derby mint julep drinkin' ones to name a few- MOLLUSK MADNESS is the most recent (any new ideas any body?) I'm crafty, I 've got connections all over the place and I always want to make more...Maybe you?

My Interests

Art,all kinds really.I mostly paint in acrylic and do decopauge, but I love all kinds of mediums. I'm definitly in to learning more about other mediums. Tattoos, I've got a few, want some more and love learning about them.Museums.Kitties.Flea Mkts.Anthropology, Cultural events.Good music.Thai temple sundays (oh yeah!).Monkeys.Garage sales.babies. Animals in clothes.Good dumpsters and free stuff on the street.Gardening.Human and animal anomalies and other strange/ creepy/ wierd shit.Gross medical stuff.The occult. Portland,OR ~my future home. Reading.Disability issues and rights. Pigeons, love them. And my friends, I love them bunches. I would say going to punk (and other)shows, but I don't seem to have a whole lot of time to do so.Making people look and feel better and making the world prettier with good skin (and eyebrows)is a passion. My niece rocks my world,she slays me. I love fresh,gourmet,organic, free range style food AND bad for you and the world eats like fried okra and cheesy fries.Hanging out at Connollys (RIP).Eating in Temescal and other fun places .Learning new things,loving my cats and my Man and dreaming of Portland. Rose cities "Marys Club" and the secret portal it has to the best Mexican food ever.

I'd like to meet:

People who will message me before trying to add me...... I would love to meet folks that aren't super cool hipsters. People who are nice to old ladies. People who live near me, on the isle (ALAMEDA!). Really- don't be shy kids, hit me up! I miss my Temescal troublemakers, so I'd love to meet rad girls on the island. People who have heart and are badass friends. Cunning, crafty, ingenuitive individuals are at the top of my list- think: Martha Stewart+Divine+McGyver. It would be rad to hook up with homies from Pre-school school possies, middle school bus stop crews etc.People who are willing to take 5 min. to read my profile and send me a message that says something like "Why haven't we ever met?" or "Hey, didn't I have 7th grade science with you?". I don't want friend requests from people/bands who are whoring for "friends" or from people who think it's really fucking hilarious to be vague about who they are. If you don't know me or won't take the time to drop a line before requesting my "friendship"- don't try to add me. Go do something else with you time, like finishing that lanyard you started at summer camp. Kisses and junk, Lisa

Music:

DamnationsTX,Elvis Costello,everclear,Patsy Cline,Wanda Jackson,Luscious Jackson,DEE LITE,Desmond Dekker,Blondie,The Beastie Boys,Joan Jett,Black Flag,The Ramones,Sam Cooke,The Ventures,Offspring, Tom Petty,Carole King,RFTC, Pat Benetar,Bowie,The Cars,Michael Jackson,Santo and Johnny,No Doubt,Etta James,The Clash,Gorillaz,Gypsy Kings,Sabbath,The Stones,Jimmy Luxury,Neneh Cherry,The Bobbyteens,Wild Tchoupitoulas, Journey,AC/DC,Outkast, Crimpshrine,Parliament(of any incarnate),Fleetwood Mac, Madonna,X,Prince,Hank Williams... You get the picture, right?

Movies:

Labrynth,Stand By me,Pee Wees Big Adventure,Once were warriors, Milo+Otis,Kinsey,Run Lola Run,A Christmas story,Donnie Darko,Valley Girl,The Transporter,The Professional,The Little Mermaid,Purple Rain, Kiss of the Dragon,Fast times,Elvira Mistress of the dark,All Wallace and Gromit,Ma Vie En Rose,Dogtown&Z boys,All Molly Ringwald/John Hughes/Muppets/ John Waters and Tim Burton films...I'll leave it at that since I stop reading other peoples favorite movies at about this point .

Television:

In no particular order: House,Q.E.,Simpsons,Tales from the crypt,Days of our lives,Going Tribal,Lost,D.H,HGTV,Chapelle,Iron Chef,NOVA, Ripleys Believe it or not,Check Please, cartoons (love fosters home) Just about any Animal,History or Food shows.

Books:

A few of my favorites:Forced Entries,Basketball diaries,Anything by David Sedaris-all of it makes me laugh so hard I pee my pants,Hells Angel,Harry Potter,Most Banana Yoshimoto, The realm of seconhand Souls(it really rocks),Geek Love,The lovely Bones,The Bell Jar,Memoirs of a Geisha,Cometbus, I Tituba, Kitchen Confidential,Confederacy of dunces,Bastard out of Carolina,Budget Living Magazine and Jane....And the dictionary of course

Heroes:

Dolly Parton- If I can ever be as honest,kind and succesful I'll be a happy woman. Mister Rodgers-for his dream of quality programming and a safe world for children. My Boss and others like her who have overcome disability and adversity to become an important part of society. Cesar Chavez for his lifelong commitment to gaining equality for those who keep our bellies full.

My Blog

15yr old kids from Iowa

How do they find me and what do they want from me? Where do these friend request's come from? I'm really not your girl, I won't leave you a "Thank's for the add!" with Tinkerbell gyrating and we can't...
Posted by Little lisa on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST

Computer Whore.

I'm not on myspace all the time . O.k, maybe I am quite a bit, but the constantly blinking head saying I am is a farce. Perhaps you more intranet computant folks can help me, how do I make my head sto...
Posted by Little lisa on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST

Mustelidae in a Shaking house

I awoke this morning under very unsettling circumstances. It was early, way before six, and my bed was shaking. It was not a heavy truck passing by or one of the cats incessantly scratching itself on ...
Posted by Little lisa on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:22:00 PST

I found out....

That when you are like, a real grown up and have a job, you can't spend 7.25 hours a day on myspace (that goes for craigslist too). This makes me sad. I wish I never got hooked on this bad, bad drug.
Posted by Little lisa on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 09:21:00 PST

I got scabies baby!

I just want to preface this by saying that blogs irk me, the term irks me and I feel dumb for doing one-but here goes. So the cosmo. school that I graduated from has glamour shots come to do...
Posted by Little lisa on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:21:00 PST