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Benjamin

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I'm here to make sure Benjamin Curtis gets the things he has coming to him: Beer, whiskey, girls who take it off.

My Interests

Maintaining my self-composure.

I'd like to meet:

Girls with questionable morals. Thieves, too. And Irish people.

Music:

Some girl in the shower while I'm lacing up my boots.

Movies:

'Extremeties'.

Books:

I don't have to read about other people to know where I fit in.

Heroes:

Probably me.

My Blog

But it's just hard to prove otherwise.

It's not really a problem getting most girls off the bar and into the sack. Benjamin Curtis.
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST