Was the perfect 4th of July... till the next day |
So yeah... my boss gave me the 4th of July off! Too awesome! Started out the morning driving down to Belen, NM to see my friend, Luke Sanchez' farm and pick up some fire works for the evening. Ende...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:02:00 GMT |
Obama did not endorse these jokes.... |
These are the jokes I've heard so far... they are not politically correct or in any sense of good taste... you were warned! ; )Early polls in the election showed Obama in the lead... but the white peo...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:37:00 GMT |
To all the brotha's out there that have burned... I give you Wierd Al |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvOCuJAbYsAnew hit from weird al's new cd
My friend Chris told me about this song... I just had to share it.... I'm sure the ladies will laugh to. If I could find it on...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:42:00 GMT |
Joke for the Day!!! |
So these 2 guys were stranded out in the desert... and after several days of walking one of the gents exclaims " BACON... I can smell bacon!!! " His friend tells him he's just hallucinating but the gu...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:45:00 GMT |
The latest adventure |
So our story today begins with a flash back... back to my days working for Wonder Bread / Hostess Cakes. Yes... I delivered all those calories to all the stores and yes I know millions of women'...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:39:00 GMT |
I had a crazy tune in my head... had to get it out so here it is! |
Mans lyrics: I'm a simple kinda man I live a simple kinda life I once had a gorgeous mate She was a pretty little wife But something came between us That something was a knife So I count myself...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:48:00 GMT |
A man’s strength... |
Several men had their strengths tested today... go figure it was a monday right? My friend ended his marriage today sadly... his wife had become convinced that he was cheating on her and a more ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 20:43:00 GMT |
Okay... this ones some lyrics I recently wrote... got a friend putting it to tunes as we speak |
Looking hard for a brighter tomorrowHaunted by the darkness of yesterdaysSo broke, despair overwhelmingStill it's me that's got to payI dream of joys that are lost foreverHard to remember there were ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:49:00 GMT |
A heart warming story |
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between alittle 5 year old girl and some construction workers that make youbelieve that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift o...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:39:00 GMT |
Tickle me Elmo! |
Okay I stole this one from a friend of mine... just too funny not to pass around!A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to w...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:38:00 GMT |
