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About Me

We are all three sistas from the hood. My name is Paris, I'm the rednose. I was rescued from some loser that didn't know how to take care of me. He stole me when I was a pup from the ghetto right before I almost got traded for a stereo system. He knocked me around sometimes too just because I was a puppy and I didn't know any better. I'm grown now though so if I saw him out I could f*ck him up if I wanted to. My name is London, I'm the tiger scriped one. I was rescued from this rich town when my ghetto owners put me out. I took over this other dog's doghouse and told him to move his ass out. When he saw how I rolled, he listened. His parents weren't havin it, so they called the po-po on me. Then, I ended up at the joint, and my mom bailed me out. She knew I deserved a V.I.P. suite from now on. My name is Roxie, I'm the black and white one, and I guess I don't have a rags to riches story. I was born in the country with lots of brothers and sisters, and I met a lot of gangstas that could have bought me. However, my dad met me when my real mom and dad's owner sold me out of his van. My new dad and mom bought me when I was just a little pup and they let me stay in a hotel one time. Pretty soon, I had my own bedroom (well, I guess I share with dad) I like to play with Paris and London, but I know how to show 'em who's boss. I also have 2 wimpy dachshund cousins that I rough up every now and then. This is our bratty step-brother Mallie. For some reason he gets to stay with us. We can't wait till he goes home though so he can quit eating all our food. I guess we love him though. London speakin:, "That little dude crapped in my room!" He wears out his welcome fast. He needs to learn to earn his keep while he's in our hood. It's fun to grab him by the leg and drag him across the kitchen. We're kidding, he's our buddy! ( I hope our parents didn't see that) ME IN MY PINK SUNGLASSES ON MY BIRTHDAY AT DOO-DAH DAY WHAT? IT GOT HOT. THOSE BUTTHOLES WEREN'T GIVEN UP THE ICECREAM THOUGH. MALLIE AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND (HE WISHES) CABANA. SHE'S OUR HOMEGIRL. WHAT? I LIKE TO SLEEP UNDER THE BLANKET THIS IS OUR FRIEND HARRISON, HE'S NOT AFRAID TO REVEAL HIS SEXUALITY. GO ON BOY WITH YOU BAD SELF. WHAT'S WRONG WITH GAY PRIDE, BITCHES? SOME PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A BABYFACE...ME CHILLIN LIKE A VILLAIN

My Interests

Eating (preferably a nice steak or some other kind of meat), Chewing up toys and sometimes stuff like shoes and other stuff we get in trouble for. We aren't sure why. I mean, sometimes dogs get stressed, ya know? Paris put down the pipe a while back and London just recently quit smokin herb. What do you expect a ho to do when times get tough? We can't help that Roxie never had to survive on the streets so she never needed that extra pick me up." ..

I'd like to meet:

More pitbulls that are as cool as us! We get tired of people being prejudiced against us. Just because we are a little thuggish sometimes, we're pretty cool most of the time. People should not discriminate against us just because of our breed. It takes those who are oppressed to bring about change, so that's what we hope to do. Can We get a hoo-ha? Hey, it's Paris. Check out how cool this animal looks. It's a chinchilla dawgs! Next time I see one at the vet I'm totally eating-er-I mean playing with it.

Music:

Roxie: I like a lot of heavy metal like Pantera and Slayer and stuff like that. Sometimes I'll listen to Johnny Cash and Britney though. My dad has a big influence on my music.Paris: I like a lot of booty music that I can dance to. I grew up on Kilo when I was just a pup, but I also like TuPac and Biggie. I don't get into too much hard core rap. And I guess I like soft stuff too a little cuz my mom makes me listen to it.London: Bitch, I was raised on the streets. I don't wanna hear it unless it's hard core as it can get. When my mom plays rap on her computer, I chill right next to it and bob my head, she knows what I like. I like 3-6 Mafia, 8-ball, 2 Live Crew, and Paul Wall. Dat Paul Wall?

Movies:

We like all the talking animal movies, cuz it shows how intelligent we really are. However, we are very disturbed by the fact that none of them have pitts in them. I'm tellin you, people be hatin and discriminatin'

Television:

THE LITTLE RASCALS! WE GOTTA REPRESENT PETEY BACK WHEN THE PITBULL USED TO BE THE AMERICAN FAMILY DOG! MOM SAYS HE LOOKS LIKE ME (LONDON)

Heroes:

Groups that rescue pitbulls and take up for us of course! Oh, and our parents would get upset if we didn't give them a shout out too. You know we love ya'll. Here's one of our favorite Alabama rescue places!