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About Me

I am all there is to know about the color red. I have twelve thousand mansions in the virgin islands. I am the rat lord of the 6 interconnecting dimensions of wonder. I invented the number "bajillion". I was also on the council that decided that the letter "G" would make a "Gah" sound, however, I voted against it making a "Jah" sound because it would conflict with the laws of "J". I was created a female, but the holes in my DNA were filled with that of an african toad that can switch genders. Every Steven Spielberg movie ever made was based off of my life. I wrestled octopi in the pacific. I ran. I ran so far away. I got to get away. Well, that's all there is to say about that.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com 80 Things You Might Not Know About Me
Whats your middle name? Michael
How big is your bed? Full size...my feet hang off the edge...poor poor feets
What are you listening to right now? The sound of the television
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? I don..'t have a cell phone. Damn children and your Technology!
What was the last thing you ate? Creamy Peanut Butter & Strawberry-Rhubarb Jelly Sandwich
Last person you hugged? My Eldest Sister! SISTER AMBER!
How is the weather right now? Cloudy and wet
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Andrew & Richie
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? Eyes
Favorite type of Food. Thai, but I..'m always willing to try everything so there might be something else...
Do you want children? Yes
Do you drink? No
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? I SAID NO! YOU SHOULD OF SAID IF YES, THEN Ever get so drunk you don..'t remember the entire night?
Hair color? Brown
Eye colour? Hazel
Do you wear contacts/glasses? Contacts/glasses
Favorite holiday? Anti-Holiday Day
Favorite Season? Summer
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? Yes
Last Movie you Watched? Hot Fuzz
What books are you reading? Finished Inherit The Wind and am currently reading Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
Piercings? nope
Favorite Movie? I..'m not sure
Favorite college football Team? I don..'t care
What were you doing before filling this out? Playing Star Wars Battle Front Zwei
Any pets? 2 Dogs named Sadie and Zoe, and a cat Scholmo
Dogs or cats? I just told you. You weren..'t listening
Favorite Flower? The Kind That Give Kisses
Have you ever loved someone? Yes
Who would you like to see right now? All of my friends
Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
Do you like to travel by plane? Yes
Right-handed or Left-handed? Right
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? A Cave
Are you missing someone? Nope, they..'re all accounted for.
Do you have a tattoo? Nope
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Yes. I watch them all of the time
Are you hiding something from someone? Why would I tell you?
ARE YOU 18? No
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? You are just a jerk...stop assuming I have one!
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? Nope
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? Are my feet still there?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? Sega Genesis
GRILLED OR FRIED? Grilled
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? I..'m not sure.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? *Throws sand in the fire*
FAVORITE HANGOUT? Eric..'s House
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? Friends, Family,
FAVORITE SONG? Lateralus - Tool
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Hurting people.
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? Both
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Crigi, Ris, Kwiztuphor,
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? Gerald
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? Renee
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? A Teleportation device
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? Eh...
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? FUCK YOU!
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? People!
Whats your favorite color? Red
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? Pants, Shirt, Under garments
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? Palentologist
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? Close my eyes and hope it will turn to 11:12
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? It..'s all willy nilly colorful square shapes
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? The Past and The Future
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a man of meat...*giggle* Actually, I don't really want to meet people it kind of just happens. Wanting to meet someone almost seems kind of pointless...setting yourself up for disapointment when they turn out to be something you didn't expect them to be.

My Blog

Ruled

You are just an unruly bastard bitch, The world is tugging your strings, But you tug harder with the intent of revenge, Our fresh blood trickles down your asymmetric grin, A false hunger urges you, Th...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 20:13:00 GMT

Broken Statue

Shattered my face lays itself upon the floor, Slowly dismembered by your touch, A violent breeze scatters the pieces, For no one to ever find, Here I will meld into the earth, Becoming something that ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 19:53:00 GMT

Reversion

I believe I have become what I came into this world as. Tonight I let myself cry so unbelievably hard I started showing characteristics of an actual new born infant. My lips curled back, my eyes seale...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 00:11:00 GMT

This explains me...

Reflection by Tool I have come curiously close to the end, down Beneath my self-indulgent pitiful hole, Defeated, I concede and move closer I may find comfort here. I may find peace within the emptine...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 20:51:00 GMT

The War

It's the fire that keeps me goingFearful, you are sinking inOur inconvienient bitternessWill wear the wire thinThis timeline of rivalryHas goaded you to takeLet's not let this conflictSit and over bak...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 21:39:00 GMT

Little Words By Me

In these very moments it seems like our lives have fallen apart, and for a brief second we will believe that this will be the end of it all. Then we look back at the beaten path we've left f...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 22:21:00 GMT

Troubles

I wish I had the constant ability to react to the actions of myself. I seem to have no filter or chains to hold me back from constantly being an irritation to others. My true self isn't what I actuall...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 21:34:00 GMT

You just wait!

You should be prepared for another film coming up soon. We'll make menial productions just to hold you off, but there's somethin' big a brewin' if you know what I mean.   P.S. Eric wants us to cl...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:53:00 GMT

Well, I learned how to pick up the hot chicks.

I saw this link to http://www.artofapproaching.com/main.html and I registered my self CHris Parsons with the E-mail of [email protected] So if I disappear in a couple of days and ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:03:00 GMT

The fog sets in...

Long long long ago...grrrrr... I had a theory, and it was very well developed. Now I have reached a kink in my thoughts so my mind set is frozen, but anyway it had to do with the psychology of us huma...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 21:15:00 GMT