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~T~

Handle every situation like a dog. If you cant eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.

About Me



Little facts about me yes I have a nick name of Tbone doesnt mean I'm a slut...Yes I'm a twin doesnt mean I can feel her ouches so quit poking cara. Ok If you have anymore qestions call my assistant Erica she will fill you in.Get your layout on
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

OLD AUNTS USED TO COME UP TO ME AT WEDDINGS, POKING ME IN THE RIBS AND CRACKELING, TELLING ME, "YOU'RE NEXT." THEY STOPPED ONCE I STARTED DOING THE SAME THING TO THEM AT FUNERALS.

Music:


Movies:

oh man I love all the classics from Sixteen candles to Dumb and dumber. Beetlejuice, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Ever After, Saw, SawII, Wedding Crashers, Napolean Dynamite,Teen Witch, Joe Dirt, Tommy Boy, Tombstone, Legend of the Falls, Fun with Dick and Jane, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep,Airplane, Not Another Teen Movie, Mean Girls, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madson, Tombstone, Me Myself & Irene, Van Wilder,

Television:

Lois: You're drunk again. Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.You know I actually don't mind American Idol I love Simon, Deal or No Deal, Scrubs, Two Ina half Men, Ultimate Fighting, MTV all of it.

Books:



The Da Vinci Code, Counting Coup,

Heroes:



My Blog

Pope John Paul II beyond the grave...

  Is this Pope John Paul II waving from beyond the grave? Vatican TV director says yes   c   This image was captured at his 2 year anniversary of his death. Believer or non believer whe...
Posted by ~T~ on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:59:00 PST

The Offical Update GO BOBCATS!!

Okay so it's been awhile since I last updated. I officially now have three kids.  I know shocker, and offically single. But it is going awesome I have a new job that I started 5 months ago and I ...
Posted by ~T~ on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:37:00 PST

For Those That Know ALL The Facts!

For those that know all the facts. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. *************************************** No piece of paper can be folded in half more t...
Posted by ~T~ on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST

To Everyone I hope this helps someone

There was an Indian Chief who had four sons. He wanted his sons   to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each ona quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that w...
Posted by ~T~ on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:04:00 PST

17 Years I Can't Believe It. I Miss You Dad

As the days go by. I still sit and wander why. What if I had know him more? Would he walk with me on the shore? Would I still be here? Would I have one less tear? If I could have one more hug. ...
Posted by ~T~ on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:11:00 PST

The wedding finger dun dun duuun

So I come across this story on the internet of this guy in Australia who not only got a diveroce but gave his ex his ring and finger along with the divorce. I think it's hilarous I'm mean how bout the...
Posted by ~T~ on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:19:00 PST

A little update

Hello my fellow peeps. I just wanted to let you all know that I'm sorry I have not been in touch for quite sometime just letting you all know I'm not ignoring you guys or flat out don't care it's just...
Posted by ~T~ on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:27:00 PST

BEST DAMN PARTY YOUR GONNA BE AT

  IT'S PARTY TIME I HAVE GOT THE GOODS JUST COME TO THE PARTY...TELL STORIES TELL JOKES WHATEVER JUST COMMENT THE FACK OUT OF THE PARTY...WHAOO!!!...
Posted by ~T~ on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:43:00 PST

How we know Management are women....;)

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or pu...
Posted by ~T~ on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:21:00 PST

How Far Would You Go With Me??

How Far Would You Go With MeBe Honest now. Put "yes" or "no" Kiss me:Hug me:Date me:Kill me:Love me:Hate me:Hold me:Lie to me:Hurt me:Sing with me:Dance with me:Grind with me:Cuddle with me:Let me mak...
Posted by ~T~ on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:59:00 PST