I hate noise. Its been a nuisance to me since i grew up. We lived near Heathrow, then i met my wife and we moved to Gatwick. I couldn't take it any longer so we moved to the countryside, where we unfortunatly moved right opposite an abatory. It wasn't very plesance hearing the noise of cows being slaughted just on your doorstep. Whilst we were also living there, my sister in law moved in too. Problem was, they both suffer from a condition which makes them scream out every now and then with no reason. This was what made me come up with my invention called Psilence which a spray made of liquid skin. You spray it over your ears and it seals the holes up so you cannot hear a thing. Its great! This invention landed me on tv on a science program called Look Around You on BBC2. Unfortunatly i didn't win, the whole bloody thing was a fucking set up, so i went made and tried to kill Prince Charles live on tv. I was soon stopped though by one of the other contestants on the show. Still it was lovely seeing Peter Packard in the flesh.
This is me when i appeared on Look Around You back in the 80's when i first invented my "should have been" Prize Winning Psilence spray which is made of liquid skin.. i'll let the recording explain: MyGen Profile Generator
