Yes. I have dreads.
Yes. I drive a Volkswagen.
No. I am not a hippy.
IM me on: Brooke V Vandal
i like milk with chinese food. deal with it. horseflies love my portugy ass. i'm not norwegian. i'll take the beach over the pool any day. i look forward to hoodie season. my favorite hoodie was stolen by a mentally retarded man. it had jesus crucified upside down nailed to a peace sign. i hope he enjoys it as much as i did. don't ask me when i'm going to cut my hair. i disagree with many feminist ideas, though i would consider myself one. i'm the real deal. i love surprises. people who do not understand apostrophe rules annoy me. bars don't interest me anymore, however i do enjoy good beer, and by good i don't mean lawnmower swill. if i no longer create, am i no longer an artist? i hate coffee and all coffee flavored items. this includes coffee ice cream. i'm a morning person. i find four-leaf clovers very often. when i am stressed, i pluck my eyebrows. it relaxes me. i'm sure cutters feel the same way. why do people dress up to go to the olive garden? my volkswagen goes by "vdub" and we have a love/hate relationship, nearly 8 years and counting. i can't believe i'm 24. i detest Jimmy Buffet and his damn followers. i am notorious for falling asleep during conversations. nothing beats ice cream on cold days. don't talk about the weather to me. so maybe i say "nike" like the word bike, what of it? i'm a cellar dweller and i spend my days avoiding the inhabitants above me which include a crotchety old man, a portugy mother, a psycho bitch (that's you rach), 4 children, 5 cats, 2 dogs, oh and 2 fish. i hate pretentious blurbs like this one. seriously.
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