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nikkip!

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

About Me

i rarely captialize anything. i say a lot of inappropriate things. i hate dogs. i'm afraid of squirrels. i'm a practiced oral expulsionist, though i love to eat (taste things) whenever i'm uncomfortable, which is usually almost always, if there is more than one or two people around. i usually dislike people until they prove me otherwise, because they are always looking at me and asking questions they don't really want to know the answers to, like "so, how's life?".
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My Interests

funny.why.how

I'd like to meet:

the real you..

Music:

ani difranco, the doors, bob seger, the beta band, the arctic monkeys, radiohead, phish, tom waits, bob dylan, tool, bright eyes, the white stripes, ween...i like hearing the songs my daughter makes up, and hearing her strum on the guitar and say, "Mommy, this song doesn't have any lyrics..."

Movies:

i fall asleep mostly, but i've stayed awake and shed tears through jesus' son, little miss sunshine, and anything with meryl streep. and i hate to admit it, but i love any version of bring it on, although i was kinda disappointed in the third, All or Nothing, but I'm looking forward to owning In it to Win it. I still LOVE the monster squad!!!

Television:

raider football, jayhawk basketball!!! and...i love the office. i love it. both versions. oh, and i'm sickly obsessed with teen melodramas, such as degrassi high, lizzie mcguire, and high school musical. it's disgusting.

Books:

shel silverstein, david sedaris, chuck palahniuk...and a new interest in hunter s. thompson and kurt vonnegut jr., thanks to my well-read and comparatively eccentric husband...

Heroes:

Noelle because she can force herself out of bed every morning even though she is wildly hated, and my husband, Christian, because he lives and works with me, and claims he is still completely in love. :) oh! and sports icons who can get away with anything...

My Blog

i hate dogs even more now...

just a reminder, when you go to mexico, no matter how much you hate tour groups, it is always smarter to travel with one.take it from my husband and me. hungover, i convinced him to trek to the top o...
Posted by nikkip! on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:20:00 PST

Font Crazy

Because I was in a rather passionate conversation about this with someone with whom I was clearly separated at birth, I feel the need to share it with all of you, all two of you subscribers to my blog...
Posted by nikkip! on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:35:00 PST

blogging for the soul

Blog blogging bloggers bloggity blog blog bloggah! BLOGGAH!!! Blogged blogger blog blogging blog blogs blogged bloggly.
Posted by nikkip! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:15:00 PST

Noelle loves me

I wish Noelle would write about me without mentioning her other friends. It is true, however, that Jenn will eat your shrimp tails, but only after she salts them. This is why we love Jenn Lewis almo...
Posted by nikkip! on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:54:00 PST

Full Housepital

Four girls: Four dreams. They came from the same house. They came from the same father (well, kinda). They came from the same medical school. DJ, Stephanie, Michelle, and lest we forget, Kimmy Gibler....
Posted by nikkip! on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

What the F*CK is going on?!?

What? Alexis is ok. Good. Helena, what are you doing back? Elizabeth!?! You're pregnant? It's Jason's?!? God forsaken world. It was those Enduro condoms! Agh, Quartermaines, get your shit tog...
Posted by nikkip! on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:27:00 PST