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Jules

SAN ANTONIO

About Me



Only in America does a guy like Kato Kaelin
get a second life.

Poor O.J.

I hate Michigan.

why in the hell is that underlined?



My Interests



I'm not changing my profile picture until PSU
loses a god damn football game.

CLAP CLAP
clapclapclap

Mr. Palmer and me lesbos!

I'd like to meet:



ah shit. i came in second in the inside challenge.

damn it.

but not bad for a chick that knows shit about golf
beating 24 co-workers that might actually like it!!

and I'm a fucking dork

"Dude, the WHOLE TEAM is in deep poo"

--Montaganangnano
--9.12.2007

Music:

Classic Rock me for days bitches

Movies:

I really like my heart rate monitor.

Television:

Anything in HD. Anything with Alec Baldwin. The Kill Point is shot exclusively in Pittsburgh! Last Comic Standing. Intervention. Those tricky Pittsburgh Steelers

Books:

Do cookbooks count?

My Blog

shit that makes me laugh

So I pick up Timmy at 4:30am on Tuesday. I'm prompt, as usual. Here comes Timmy with his suitcase down the steps. But he doesn't carry it, he lets it bang on each step as he walks down. I'm laughing m...
Posted by Jules on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:03:00 PST

true Canadian tale

WHERE DO YA LIVE? jacksonville, florida. WHERE YOU HEADED? toronto.WHY? work. IS SOMEONE IN CANADA PAYING YOU TO BE HERE?no sir.WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING? tomorrow afternoon sir.DO YOU HAVE ALCOHOL OR TOB...
Posted by Jules on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 06:24:00 PST

Ohhh Florida

Ohhhh Florida... I move here in September 2000, just in time for 'hanging chads.'Ted Bundy. Danny Rollings. Aileen Wuornos was executed by lethal injection in 2002. (Remember the movie Monster? I don'...
Posted by Jules on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:05:00 PST