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Fortune Cookie Line-Up

Character is what you are when no one is around.

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)About me is ever changing, I'm always something different I suppose. I only have the name Fortune Cookie Line-Up because I know so many phrases and quotes it's not funny. I wanted The Kinks "Life goes on" song for my profile but I can't find it. Lemme know if someone does. I'm trying to get my piercing apprentice ship right now, and I work at a gas station. I'm a hobo to the max, but I try my best. I'm only one man I keep telling everyone but I guess they expect something different. I'm a huge ball of spontaneous just waiting to combust and I can't find the one thing in life I desire for. My best friend told me people only have 4 things in life that are constant Hopes Dreams Ways and Means before he disappeared. I love Motorcycles, choppers more or less and I can't even ride. I want to get sleeves and a vest for tattoos but I don't have any ideas. I believe in the samurai code of honor and I believe that there is still something good in this world that I'm fighting for. I've been to war, Iraq is hot. I suffer from severe depression but will never kill myself. I know if I did at least one person would cry, so I'm fighting and surviving for that one person. I found my soulmate one day when I was high in a chatroom. Shes from Switzerland, and she's on my friends list. I've almost been married once and I don't believe I'd like to try again for quite some time. I've been working on what I call me for 22 years and going, and I still haven't found myself. I don't know what it is I'm looking for but one of my counselers at the VA describe me as Holden Cauffield, I'm confused. I'll never lie to you, if I do I'm quite sorry, I try to be as honest as I can. I work hard if I believe its for a good cause. I'm in the military right now and as much as it has helped me to become a better person I don't believe it's the thing for me. I'm losing faith in humanity, but I can still smile. I guess overall, to say my mood is restless is an understanding, I'm just waiting for something cool to happen, kind of like that kid from the incredibles, sitting watching the world pass by.

My Interests

Ink ( and not the stuff in your pen ), playing it real, no shame, no regrets, anime, dancing, good movies, spontaneous acts, I smoke so yea that's an interest, games ( I'm a kid at

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can keep me guessing. If you can surprise me, I'll be pretty amazed. Oh and if you can cook, kudos to you, I haven't met many women who can cook well or can even dance well. All women say they can dance, not many of them really can. Keep up with me in dancing and I'll be happy.

Music:

I'm not gay, but I would sleep with Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Dave matthews band, NIN's rock, Blessed Union of Souls, Lynard Skynard, Orgy, Everclear, Rob Thomas, Matchbox 20, Floetry, Jurassic 5, 311, Dropkick Murphey's, Flogging Molly stole my heart, Violent Femmes and they're American Music, Scissor Sisters, Hurt.... and I don't need a band-aid, Frank Sinatra, Otis Redding, Something Corporate, Everlast, Barenaked Ladies, Usher, Tenacious D, Ben Folds Five, Dana Carvey (his brocoli song is the best), Monty Python (Because I like chinese), Smile Empty Soul, Smashing Pumpkins, Gorillaz, RAGE, The Doors, Journey, CCR, Pink Floyd, Vertical horizon, The pogues, The Proclaimers, 80's music,

Movies:

Chapter 0, Waiting, Orange County, School of Rock, Snatch, Braveheart, Topgun, Girl Next Door, Sin City, Die Hard, The Fifth Element, The Last Samurai, Office Space, Night at the Roxbury, The Notebook (Inno it's a girly movie), Wedding Singer (Best movie ever), Actually any Adam Sandler Movie, Dodgeball, Oldschool, Any Kung Fu Movie, Gone in 60 seconds, Pretty much any Denzel movie, Monty Python Movies, Donnie Darko, Reqium for a Dream, Trainspotting, Rules of Attraction, Princess's Bride, Labyrinth, Legend, Pixar is cool,

Television:

Chappelle Show, Conan Obrian, Medium, Adult swim.

Books:

A million little pieces (It's not the fact that he lied, it's the fact that he is a good writer and it's a great book), Catcher in the Rye, Any Sharon Kay Penman Book, The Cay, The Chalk Box Kid, The Wheel in Time series, Tolkien, Starship Troopers (the book not the movie idiot), Catcher in the Rye, The seer king.

Heroes:

Andy Kaufman. Because he dared to be what no one else dreamed.

My Blog

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I've spent 22 years of my life, fucking up, thinking I've fucked up, or thinking that I haven't fucked up when I really did.  At this moment right here and now, I can honestly say this, that I fe...
Posted by Fortune Cookie Line-Up on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 04:02:00 PST

Four little words.

Joe Mooney pulled me aside one night, high off coke, and paranoid beyond belief.  He grabbed me by the arm and told me that people only have four things in life.  I've lived, and breathed th...
Posted by Fortune Cookie Line-Up on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

Descriptive Essay

Rock Band              I was in a rock band once.  The thought of chicks, being cool, and rocking out was thrilling in my younger days. ...
Posted by Fortune Cookie Line-Up on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:28:00 PST

Story-Short

The winter was cold, he thought, as he wrapped the coat tighter around him.  God must have made winter to punish smokers.  He took another drag and felt the smoke dance around on his tongue ...
Posted by Fortune Cookie Line-Up on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST