About Me
The Donkeyfanny boys all originate from a small town of Tewkesbury which you will find in Gloucestershire. Its a shithole frankly! So we try to liven up life around here by doing crazy shit such as kicking each other in the balls and surfing on top of cars! (Which Perry's girlfriend has banned him from doing, the poor fellows under the thumb).
We've each written a short piece about another member of Donkeyfanny so you can get to know us a little bit more....
Perry Alan Mace was born on 8th July 1989, which makes him 17 years old for those who can't add up! Hes a prat. But we love him. Hes usually dishing out the pain, thanks to him being the biggest. His speciality is wedgies, he'll give anyone a wedgie at any opportunity. He likes to wipe bogeys on people, he just wiped one on me... the cunt! He is the official nutcase of Donkeyfanny, and will do pretty much anything for entertainment, as long as his girlfriend lets him! Basically, hes big, loveable, but a big fucking bully. - Written by Ben
Judgie, I used to call him 'no hair', but the cunt grew hair, selfish prick. I sound like I hate him I really dont, i mean whats the point in being nice to each other, we know we have love, much love. Not only am i in donkeyfanny with him, we work together, which is shit cus i see him all the cunting time. He supports some lower league team, too do with football, atleast thats what they say they play. Judgie him self is a generous bloke, lending out 50 quids here and there. We have a great laugh at other peoples expense, and genetic abnormalaties. basically, he is a qaulity bloke, but just a cunt - lots of love perry
Ben takes alot of abuse for the gay tendencies, but we all know he isn't really (??). Bens job in Donkeyfanny is mainly being the target over wedgies, and the personal taxi driver. He also spends alot time behind the camera (and other males). Bens favourite item of clothing is a strap on dildo, but we won't talk about that. It's actually a pink and lime green stripy polo shirt, which you have probably seen (and laughed at) while watching the movies. Even if Ben is gay, we still love him, not in the same way as he loves us, but I'm fine with that. - Written by Judgie.
we're so fucking hardcore, we got a video banned from youtube, due to loads of complaints, safe.
