daffyface

well what can i say? everyone starts things about themselves like this, so why should i be any different? my name is Ashly Todd, but old friends mostly call me todd or toddy, all else can call me ash those who already know me don't really understand me. those who dont know me, do just that. i can honestly say there are very few unique individuals that understand me like harry and eddie.
those wankers are to me, what words can't describe and are the closest beings on my level of thinking. those bastards are like family to me and mean a lot...i want thier babys this is james woods AKA [dangermouse, kicking horse or the last unicorn] [he used to be a mega homophobic] until i cleansed his wicked ways. now he can simply laugh at the matter, instead of live in fear and have the need to shower himself in bleech in the precence of a big gay. in all honesty he is one of, if not my best friend. when he fucks off to dublin i will truely miss him. he helps me dye my hair, and we have creative clothes making sessions together producing "fashion darling!" on a serious note he is the most decent guy i know, and is really genuine so fuck-to-you [this is tom greenleaf, AKA bit of a wank-ahh! this guy is truely a hardcore drinker (not as much as me) and is awesome, he drinks, he dances crazy to nelly the elephant, a good challenger at pro 6, loves red dwarf, hates wankers like you and he gets drunk with me (and strongbow). thankyou tom for showing me the light two wonderful years ago. now "beat-it! pika-pee!] <[b>jean-paul, shaun, kane, harry, me, eddie. THE BEST GROUP OF PEOPLE THIS WORLDS SEEN, WITH OUR MINDS WE CREATE BRILLIANCE. i've known these guys for years and i know we will always be mates. the picture above is actually quiet rare, as we never all seem to be in the same room at one time.....amazing]
.. This is alice steventon she is my reason for being. i would do anything to see this gal happy, we happily live together in southsea and will one day run a business together. she is not only my soul mate, she is my best friend. PANDA JERK!!
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this is me now[above] i like to think that one day i will invent something that is benificial. i love to sit inside hot greenhouses so i pointlessly bake until its uncomfortable and unbearable. i love people telling me what to do so that i purposely wont do it. i used to hate people with bad grammer who can't spell and swear a fucking lot, until i began to drink strongbow for the masses and my mind slowed. i hate chavy wanks who aimlessly look for fights, to me they are pointless beings of our ever down spiralling world. i hate people who smoke that think they are special and take only thier own health into consideration, and always quote "i'm gonna die anyway"....nice one mate! i want to become arreseted for a petit crime some time in my life, like streak on a national jubilee in front of the queen, just to get the most out of the tax mans money, when the police restrain me. i want to constantly stay my currnet age forever and never grow up [but not in a peter pan sort of way - he was just an attention seeker]. my worst fear is to be awakened spinning on a roundabout being gang raped by a bunch of muslims. i love dancing wide eyed inside route 66 night club so that everyone is scared. i ironically hyperventilate at the thought of hyperventilating....never answer the phone!

LOVES:
strongbow
marmite
clothes making
mr men people
roses
80's music
vinyls
art
tattoos
pink
weird hair
day dreaming
new wavers
friends
life
HATES:
cheaters
wankers
chavs
working
society
ignorance
bus rides
crowds
eating
baggy clothes
hot rooms
day time TV