Watching Ayrshires finest Kilmarnock FC (especially away), nights out with my mates, drinking, playing 5's football, travelling, being politically incorrect, talking absolute random pish and random banter. Oh I and bitchin ma mate Des (easy target. Only joking though the mans a legend, always drinking wine and all that jazz), gettin mad wi it ect
Any of the Monty Python team (especially Eric Idle and Michale Palin).The person who started the hippy cult and give hime a gid wash. Dirty Fuckin Hippies!!!!!!!!And any of these fine young gentlemen who make up Ayrshires Finest. Kilmarnock FC. Especially the scorers of some of these fine fine goals... width="425" height="350" ..
Ocean Colour Scene, Embrace, James, Oasis (of course), The Jam, Paul Simon, The Beautiful South, Razorlight, The Fratellis, Snow Patrol, Blur, Cast, Feeder, The Zutons, The Who, The Libertiens, The Kinks, Madness, The Beatles, Elton John and loads more but I can't be arsed typing.
Die Hard Trilogy, The Goonies (What a film!, And I quote "They've got Missisipi Mud and Chocolate Eruption" and not to mention "Do the Truffle Suffle Chunk" - "Oh come on" - "Do it" - "Oh come on" - "Do it" - Ohhh alright" Sheer class!!!), Saving Private Ryan, Ghotsbusters 1+2 (your lying if you dont like it), Rock 1-4 (5's a Joke), old School and other similar comedies.
One of the best/cleverest sketches ever written... width="425" height="350" ..
The Broons/Our Wullie (For when your on the crapper), Jerremy Clarkson (Also for the crapper). Seems I only read on the crapper.
The guy from the dolmio adds. SHUT IT YA FUCKIN COOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!. Fabio Cannavaro.War veterains especially those who fought in the second world war.