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Dan

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

About Me

I'm a graduate of Arkansas State University. It's kinda like an Ivy League school for stupid people. I work in Paragould for a powder coating company. We have this big machine that... who am I kidding? It's just a big meth lab. It's the only way we can make money there.

My Interests

Books; the internets; sports; video games; lounging around; the couch; the recliner.