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The Shryâ„¢

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

It's only indecent exposure if you're ugly.

[Insert unoriginal one-liner about how cool you are here]

I'm me and I like me. You'd like me too. I'd put money on it

Let me light up the sky, light it up for you!
Let me tell you why, I would die for you

Chris "Mayo" Meyer
8.24.07

Friends by chance
Brothers by choice

May Angels Lead You In...

Keep a cold one waiting for me, I know we'll be partying again before you know it.

My Interests

Adventures in SD
The Mission Beach Crew
Baseball on Sundays
Mixing it up with DJ KingV
Moshing with Hairmetal
Awkward Sexual Advances ;)~
Beach Volleyball, even though we suck right now
Hiking to the seals at Childrens
Vodka Pong!
Kings Cup
Flip Cup
(You name it we play it)
Teaching Girls Jujitsu; )
Sneaking drinks into the movies
Getting completely wasted and wandering around PB with Dawson at 3AM
Seaworld Fireworks every night in Summer @ the bay
MMA
UFC
Crab-fights at 1AM on the beach!
Happy Hour
Dave & Busters
Picking a random morning to start drinking at 10AM
People who can keep up with me
Girls with tattoos
Dancing
Ketel One & Sprite
Girls that don't take shit from me ♥
Finding new music I never thought I'd like
Skee Ball, Basketball, & Mini Golf
Late Nights with the best group of friends in the world
Partying till the sun comes up
Things of that nature

I'd like to meet:

I want a girl with lips like morphine

Preferably one who's not flakey

If you're going to friend me, send a message, or I'll just mark it as spam!

Music:



If I can Rock out, dance, or Make-out to it, I'll like it.

Movies:

Anything with Bruce Willis!
I'll watch anything that's not considered a chick flick. Then again, I usually cave if you really want to watch one

Television:

Man VS. Wild!
The Ultimate Fighter
Heros
G4
Scrubs

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

How to be a Modern Gentleman

And..uh..do magazines count?

Heroes:

My Dad of course! Big Daddy Shry!

Tucker Max

Van Wilder

Every single soldier on and off the battlefield. Nothing but respect for every one of you. Come home safe.
Never take your freedom for granted.

My Blog

TERRI & ALLISON SPRING BREAK 08!

Alright Everyone! Are you Ready?!SATURDAY NIGHT! ----OC Bar Scene----Terri & Allison fly into John Wayne airport to be picked up by yours truly @ 11:00PM and head straight to:Hennessey's/ Fish Bucket ...
Posted by The Shry" on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:11:00 PST

A Tribute to the most amazing people I know

All of my friends who have been there for me in the hardest year of my life. I owe you all soo much and I don't know if I could ever repay you. (Doesn't mean I won't try, maybe a huge Zushi Sesh haha)...
Posted by The Shry" on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 10:27:00 PST

PARTY DETAILS FOR 4/20 - 4/22

> Here's the plan for this weekend people! The plan is to keep everyone involved so Friday night will be an 18 and over night, Saturday is Fake I.D. or over 21 night, and Sunday will be an all day ...
Posted by The Shry" on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:45:00 PST