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Stephen

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About Me

As I joined MySpace in April 2006 and I’m only writing this in April 2007, the first characteristic you might think of is “lazy”. Which is odd considering the amount of Red Bull I drink (how much, you ask? Not as much as I drank before the heart palpitations!). And sure, I like to laze about. Anyone who says they don’t want to win enough money to retire and make other people do absolutely every little piece of manual work for them is lying. But for now I live in Southampton, where I came to in 2001 to study Journalism at Southampton Institute, which I then swapped after a year to do Media with Cultural Studies, which I quit just before the end… Still, check out my Certificate of Higher Education!

This year I’ve started to do an Open University degree in Law (which I haven’t quit yet but I’ve got five and a half years until it’s over, so plenty of time), which I fit in between my two jobs – full-time at Southampton Guildhall as the Assistant Box Office Manager (free gigs!) and partish-time at Cineworld Cinema in Southampton as an administrator/acting manager (free films!). As most of my entertainment is therefore free I spend far too much money on meaningless, geeky toys, DVDs and other various bits. So far then we have lazy, quitter, materialistic… Ladies, form an orderly queue!

For the past 3 ½ years (or 3 houses, however you want to look at it) I’ve lived with my friend Jen (materialistic, works two jobs, no degree – we get on well enough) and our extremely handsome cat Jack. Best cat in the world. “But that’s what everyone says (about their cat)!” I hear you cry. Yeah, well, they’re liars. Also, having a cat may not be very manly but that’s cancelled out if he’s named after Jack Bauer. Others have come and gone but, currently, we also live with Sarah and Westley, which is working out pleasantly. Pre-Southampton I grew up in Tamworth, which has a castle and Europe's only real snow indoor ski slope. I went to Woodhouse High School and wasn't allowed into sixth form, so went to Tamworth College to do a BTEC in Media Studies, which I actually completed (it was only two years mind). Most of my family are still up north, including my four - yup, four - sisters.

As you can tell by my nerdily-long list I’m really into films. Since working at the Guildhall I’ve also very-belatedly gotten into live music (well, I said I enjoyed it on my CV to get the job, kinda had to prove it). At the moment I’m happy where I am, both work and living-wise, and although I have an itch to move to London, it probably won’t be scratched for a good while yet. There are various other things I like, but none that would sell me very well, and loads of things I don’t like (to be honest I’m not overly keen on hippyish 12-year old emo kids who write surveys about liking smiles but that would offend about 95% of myspace users so maybe I won’t mention it) but I’ve filled up enough space here.

Jack though? Best cat in the world. Always worth repeating.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Celebrities I'd like to meet in a non-shallow way include... Steven Spielberg (although I suspect he'd get bored of me talking about Jurassic Park before I got bored of him), Dan Aykroyd (just to ask "What happened?"), Ben Elton (I wrote to him once and got a signed copy of Popcorn, but that was before he got rich from We Will Rock You so maybe I'd do even better nowadays), Ricky Gervais and Jack Dee (though not together, I'd be stuck in the middle of a horrific, bloody joke-off), Manic Street Preachers (I bet they're so normal and middle-aged in private), Peter Jackson (not sure what we'd talk about, just be nice to shake his hand and say "Good work"), The Wachowski Brothers (to lock in a room and not let out until they'd answered all my points about what was wrong with Matrix Revolutions - god, how nerdy is this getting?), Tony Hart (not sure why, just an urge) and Joe Pantoliano (he's just cool).
Celebrities in a shallow way... Rachel Stevens, Anna Paquin, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Aniston, Keira Knightley, Rachel Weisz, Anne Hathaway, Kirsten Dunst and, erm, Emma Watson, You know, in a few years... I'm not just listing attractive women to prove I'm not gay after wanting to meet Tony Hart.
Real-life people? Not sure, anyone who's genuinely funny, intelligent and not some sort of poncy 21st-century metrosexual weirdo. Not that I'm old fashioned (hey, I own an "iPod" and stuff) but anyone claiming to be a metrosexual in my book is, put bluntly, a twat.
(Not to name-drop but I've met Mitchell and Webb, The Twang and The Infadels. Two years at my job, three celebrities. Not a great batting average.)

My Blog

Vague Update

Well as I've now finished my MySpace profile after being signed up a year it seemed time to double the amount of blogs I have - if only so that the one blog I have wasn't just a geeky long list of fil...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 19:20:00 GMT

My Film List

My first blog, and I'm going to use it not for writing anything exciting or revelatory, but to repost something that's already on my profile. My film list at the moment is far too long and, even thoug...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 14:15:00 GMT