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Eric

He's mislaid his punchline more than halfway through a very tasteless joke.

About Me

I'm Eric and, consequently, awesome.Lisa's Music Codes

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eric
Birthday: March
Birthplace: New Brunswick, NJ
Current Location: EG
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'4"-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian with a bit of German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Sambas
Your Weakness: Short Temper
Your Fears: Morons
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin crust, New York-style. After that I'm pretty easy.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: That's a stupid question.
Thoughts First Waking Up: NO...must...go...to...sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: What do you want me to say? Fingers?
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel tired; usually around 11:30
Your Most Missed Memory: The good ol' days of Berenstain Bears
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: I like my lungs healthy
Do you Swear: Oh yeah
Do you Sing: Hah, good one.
Do you Shower Daily: Of course.
Have you Been in Love: I doubt it.
Do you want to go to College: I actually want to get a job at My Favorite Muffin and work there forever.
Do you want to get Married: I think.
Do you belive in yourself: Not really.
Do you get Motion Sickness: You don't get motion sickness when you've been on boats your entire life.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not at all.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Drums and Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: If I did, would that make me cool?
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, and boxes are for sissies.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: I say not.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Well, I'd have to have if I wanted to be accepted by my peers.
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Awesomely
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Director/Screenwriter
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Medium, I guess
Height: Not taller than I am.
Weight: Whatev
Best Clothing Style: I don't care.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: I keep him locked up in my room.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot, but I can't do anything about them.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Drums, Filmmaking, Photography, Piano, Writing, Cynicism.

Music:

Hepcat, The Slackers, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bad Manners, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Al Di Meola, Joe Strummer & the Mescelaros, Miles Davis, Bob Marley, Spyro Gyra, James Brown, Dave Brubeck, Maynard Ferguson, Skeletones, Al Hirt, Paul Simon, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Filibuster, Elvis Costello, Robert Fripp & the League of Crafty Guitarists, Mad Caddies, Al Di Meola, The Clash, Mahavishnu Orchestra, John McLoughlin, Reel Big Fish, Planet Smashers, Return to Forever, Medeski; Martin & Wood, Rx Bandits, The Bluebeats, Simon & Garfunkel, The Decemberists, Elvish Costello, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Save Ferris, Easy Dub All-Stars, Average White Band, The Toasters, Paco De Lucia, Chick Corea, Tower of Power, Sublime The Pietasters, Dick Dale, Bad Manners, Prince Buster, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Ruder Than You, The Specials, MU330, John Scofield, Filibuster, The Pilfers, Blue Meanies, The Chick Corea Elektric (and Acoustik) Band, Weather Report, The Hush Sound, John Scofield, Let's Go Bowling, Sublime, Ben Folds [Five], Clouseaux, Madness, Galactic, English Beat, Cake, Violent Femmes

Movies:

MOVIES:Rashamon, 8 /12, Reservoir Dogs, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Se7en, The Good; the Bad; and the Ugly, Mediterraneo, Open City, Mulholland Dr., Misery, Miller's Crossing, The Usual Suspects, Blazing Saddles, Manhattan, For a Few Dollars More, Once Upon a Time in the West
Life of Brian, Apocalypse Now, American Beauty, Chinatown, Sunset Blvd., The Bicycle Thief, The Godfather pt 1 and 2, Waking Life, Kill Bill, Cinema Paradiso, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Umberto D, The Producers, Blue Velvet, The Birds, Paths of Glory, Maltese Falcon, Full Metal Jacket, Roger and Me, The Meaning of Life, The Third Man, Airplane, Annie Hall, Non Ho Paura, M, The Shining, M*A*S*H, Bowling for Columbine (GASP?!), Vertigo, La Dolce Vita, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Memento, North by Northwest, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, 2001: A Space Odyssey, This is Spinal Tap, Fargo, Braindead? Nah not really but it's kind of funny/disgusting, Citizen Kane...
DIRECTORS: Sergio Leone, Martin Scorsese, QuentinTarantino, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, Federico Fellini, Billy Wilder, Joel/Ethan Coen, Francis Ford Coppola, Alfred Hitchcock, Orson Welles, Gabriele Salvatores, Dario Argento, William Friedkin
ACTORS Peter Sellers, Marlon Brando, Robert DeNiro, Gloria Swanson, Isabella Rosselini, Kate Winslet, Harvey Kietel, Uma, Thurman, Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, Ingred Bergman, Eric Idle, Kevin Spacey, Dustin Hoffman.

Television:

M*A*S*H, The Simpsons, Studio 60

Books:

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, The Shining, The Glass Menagerie, Angels and Demons, The Stranger, Heart of Darkness, Invisible Man, Little Children, Fight Club, A Man Without a Country, The Crucible, A Streetcar Named Desire, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Slaughterhouse-five.

Heroes:

People who have better things to do than mess with the "Heroes" section on my Myspace.

My Blog

Don't read this.

I haven't posted my usual pathetic trite in here for over a year.I have, however, set up a real blog.thebearcavesoapbox.blogspot.com
Posted by Eric on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

Remember, every time you masturbate...

...another Emo kid takes a picture of his or her eye.
Posted by Eric on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:27:00 PST

Playing God are we?

If you're going to say abortion is playing God than don't you dare say that keeping a human alive on feeding tubes isn't. And don't you dare say that contraception is playing God you're not taking awa...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 01:20:00 PST

gary525 has quite a <b>crazy</b> schedule

So here I am, sitting here reading through these ridiculous bulletins and I come across one about a girl who was stabbed by by a crazed stalker who she had never met nor seen before. The alleged conve...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

6, yes 6, reasons to watch Grosse Point Blank (even if it's not a great movie)

I was flipping through channels a few days ago and there was clearly nothing of any worth on. And then I came upon Grosse Point Blank and thought, "Hey, I haven't seen this in a while. Let's give it a...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey, "Indie Film Buff". Take your pretentious, overrated films and cram it.

You know, it really frys my ass when I see some moron think they know every single thing about film because they own a copy of Donnie Darko and Requiem for a Dream. Hey, I got news for you: odds are 1...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OWWWWWW

I just stubbed my toe in a spaghetti guitar and I am bleeding. That's perfect.
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sin City?

Went to see Sin City last night, interesting story on getting in. But I don't feel like writing about it so here's a synopsis of the plot and my review. Sin City, directed by Robert Rodriguez and ...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drag + British + Comedy = whoo!

Eddie Izzard's comedy gets funnier as his dress gets more flamboyant (With an exception of Sexie). Live at the Ambassadors was funny, but not great. Live and Unrepeatable was a bit funnier. Glorious w...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Foursome is a great song...but that has nothing to do with this.

They happened and blew. I ended up spitting on myself which is always a plus if they're looking for a parapalegic, however the play is not about them. So I got "Professor Metz", an insetcamoligist fro...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST