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alan johnston, james marcel stinson, jefferson farfan, derrick may, u god, dj chip aka tha pope, daniel j. levitin, john updike

My Blog

Man Mistakes Squirming For Pleasure When Going Down On Woman

Alexandria, IN--Area radiologist Richard Hartlet mistakenly took girlfriend of one month Chelsea Carter's squirming as a sign of pleasure when going down on her Tuesday. Using his "patented tongue swe...
Posted by p. slayvins on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:50:00 PST

Three new American Apparels scheduled for Mockingbird Station

              Last weekend proprietors of the Mockingbird Station shopping center announced the creation of three new American Apparel clothi...
Posted by p. slayvins on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:27:00 PST

We Must Defend Israel At All Costs

Editorial written by: Shimon Peres, Vice Prime Minister and Minister for the Development of the Negev, Galilee and Regional Economy   Jerusalem, ISRAEL--Ladies and gentlemen of the Knessett, I ad...
Posted by p. slayvins on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:23:00 PST

We Must Support Our Brothers In Hezbollah!

Editorial written by: Sayeed Bazleh, Hezbollah Officer   Tyre, LEBANON--Salaam alaikum, Muslim brothers and sisters. I have come to say that we should support the protectors of Islam fighting ag...
Posted by p. slayvins on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:00:00 PST

Area Teenager Frustrated At Inability To Find Kabbalah On Sparknotes

Area Teenager Frustrated At Inability To Find Kabbalah On Sparknotes Torrence, CANineteen year-old Kailee Marsh has expressed frustration over her inability to find the Sparknotes for "Kabbalah". Des...
Posted by p. slayvins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST