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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Terry - Joe
Birthday: October 14-September 13
Birthplace: LaGrange - Berwyn
Current Location: Westmont - Westmont
Eye Color: Brown - Brown
Hair Color: Black - Black
Height: 5'11" - 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right - Right
Your Heritage: Chinese - Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Asics - Adidas
Your Weakness: jumping - running fast
Your Fears: girls - boys
Your Perfect Pizza: anchoves - shit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have a fart that lasts more than 15 seconds - survive in the ghetto
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: oh - i have to take a dump
Thoughts First Waking Up: do i have to dump? - damn it who's next to me?
Your Best Physical Feature: 8 pack - left nut
Your Bedtime: never - 12:37 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Miss Hickey - Manning School
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi - Max Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Magic Wok - Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Orgies - Gang bangs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea Sucks Dick - what he said
Chocolate or Vanilla: Twist - Cinnamon
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both taste like Royster
Do you Smoke: 24/7 - 23.5/6
Do you Swear: of course not - claro que no
Do you Sing: i'm the next william hung - no
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes, i like the caveman effect - " " monthly
Have you Been in Love: occasionally - a couple of times a day (with myself)
Do you want to go to College: yes C.O.D. - yes U.N.L.V.
Do you want to get Married: already am - i am divorced
Do you belive in yourself: i do - no
Do you get Motion Sickness: uhhh maybe- when i'm in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: of course - only at night
Are you a Health Freak: yes i need to stay fit like arnold - no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes - yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're quite sexy - they give me massive erections
Do you play an Instrument: my flute - my tuba
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i accidently swallowed rubbing alcohol - nail polish remover
In the past month have you Smoked: a nice big doobie that i made in a van down by the river - yes in the race i was in everyone got smoked by me
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i'm high on life - i'm gay
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with Tad Hamilton - Ron Jeremy
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i bought man thongs - i bought edible panties (strawberry)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no they make me poo - i can't
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes i did have sex with Susie over the past month - teach the Japs how to cook (no)
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes i was pole dancing - i tap danced
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes i did take a dump - yes on my chest
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bathtub - no i'm clinically obese
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart - chapstick
Ever been Drunk: don't remember - me either
Ever been called a Tease: all the time - no
Ever been Beaten up: yes i have beat off - no i do the beating
Ever Shoplifted: i can't lift shops - butterfingers
How do you want to Die: by a noose - sucked into a jet engine
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Chippendale - a Hooters waiter
What country would you most like to Visit: Cambodia - Serbia Montenegro
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel balls - magenta
Favourite Hair Color: brunette - neon orange
Short or Long Hair: long - down to the ass
Height: 5'7" - 5'7"
Weight: skinny - 324 metric tons
Best Clothing Style: i don't like clothes - T J Maxx
Number of Drugs I have taken: 69 - 1074
Number of CDs I own: mucho - i only have cassettes
Number of Piercings: one on my dick - 79 all pierced to my butt cheeks
Number of Tattoos: one on my left nut 3 on my right - one on my pinky toe
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0 - being so swol
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Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Cold Cappa
You ride around in a Huffy Sun Catcher (Ride that bicycle, fool)
Yo gang The Adjective Nouners
Yo shoes be Spikey Goth boots
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 4,147
How much money you got? $5.974960357868e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 98%
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